Mathilde: Consider the fundraising over! Your hero has arrived!
Barney: Uhh... where did you get so much money from, Mathilde?
Mathilde: Well, you know, I'm pretty good at numbers. I just crunched them, I stretched them, I analyzed my accounts, I timed the market-
*police sirens start to wail in the background*
Barney: DID YOU ROB A BANK?!
Mathilde: Oh, come on, Barney, do you really think so little of me? *opens the bag as purple dye explodes on their face*
Barney:
Mathilde: ...it was a credit union.
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Randomwarning for swear words- Characters are from the DnD podcast Tales from the Stinky Dragon, none of the characters are mine. I feel a lil cringe but meh.
