Mudd: If I had a baby, I would simply tell lies about it. Oh your baby shits itself? Gross. No, mine has never done that, he's actually The One, as foretold, like from the prophecy. Yeah, he mostly just spends time studying the blade, leading mankind. I dunno man, sounds like your baby sucks.
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Randomwarning for swear words- Characters are from the DnD podcast Tales from the Stinky Dragon, none of the characters are mine. I feel a lil cringe but meh.