3rd POV
Inside a fairly nice red diner, sat two figures eating food. One had ordered ribs and the other just a cup of Coffee.
???: Stop*munching noise*
???: I'll stop if you just explain it to me because I just don't-
???: *swallows* would you please just DROP it Y/n.
The figure who had order coffee was stirring it with a spoon, but then put the spoon down
Y/n: Alright, alright , fine, fine, considered it dropped , dropped there it's on the ground Adam *sips coffee*
Adam: Good
The camera pans out to reveal two angels
Y/n sips for a bit before immediately saying
Y/n :BUT come on I mean everybody love's birthdays
The second figure groans in annoyance
Adam :Ohhugh...
Y/n:You got decorations, balloons, you got parties, and cake!
The first figure rants in excitement while the second figure just shakes his head in disapproval
Adam:Look, I don't need presents, I don't want decorations, a-and I'm not a cake guy
The first figure looking shocked says
Y/n: Seriously though you don't like cake? Name one food better than cake.
The second figure with excitement says
Adam:p**sy!
The first figure groans
Y/n: Ugh again with the p**sy . Heh, I bet if I blind folded you and gave you two towels with different scents, you wouldn't know the difference between a d*ck and a p**sy.
Adam: Wrong!! I have impeccable taste buds, I can taste air!
He says smugly
Y/n: Air?
He says bewildered
Adam: Yes air!
Adam face glitches for a second sticking out it's tongue
Adam: mmm nice
Y/n shrugs for a bit
Y/n: ehh I don't know, it's a bit unusual for my liking.
Adam: But that's what makes it so delicious, you're not just eating p**sy, you eating pure goodness, it's not about the girl, it's about what it symbolizes on a deeper level.
Y/n gives him just a deadpanned look
Y/n: so you can taste air?
Adam: ugh forget about it.
He says as he finishes his ribs
Y/n: what else you got? Can you also hear color?*motions his hands to his ears* Can you see sound? *opens wide his eyes*Hehe... Cause we should really be capitalizing on these skills.
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