Mk and Mei had practictically dragged Mei to the spider queen's lair. He hadn't explained much of why to her but from what she had gathered.. It had something to do with Sandy? Something romancey- ugh she didn't know. "Uh- mk? Why? Are we doing this again?" She spoke up despite his continuous pulling her along. "For the hundredth time- that hunter spider guy was like totallyyy hitting on sandy and has basically got him all nervous and stuff. Sooooo.. were gonna like- kidnap him and lock them into a room together." She immediately paused mentally "say what."
they were already there though. One question too late to getting out of this crazy plan.
Despite the protests she ultimately agreed to help him follow through, here they are sneaking around in the upper tunnels of the spiders' lair, using the monkey's golden vision to hide out of site and locate the gray haired spider.
"What the-!" Was all huntsman could get out before he was dragged out of the dark tunnels, they were kinda good at this... helpful but definitely worrying?
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Now here they were. Big blue and small spider locked together in a closet. God were they confused, especially the feisty spider. "Let me-out!" He growls with a practically useless kick to the closet door "wha- hey. Stay calm, okay? That is my door.."Sandy states in a nervous and questioning tone. Clearly angry outbursts weren't gonna help their situation much.Mk speaks up "okay so- me and mei locked you in there sooo work out whatever weird tensions you got goin on there okay byeeeee!" He practically blabbed out before dragging his somewhat unwilling accomplice with him. "Wait-!" Sandy panic yelps before the door almost slams mid sentence. Crud. They were stuck.
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"sooooo-" sandy speaks up before being quickly interupted. "What the fuck blue." Huntsman pipes with a rather accusatory tone and despite the dark and tight space a very apparent arm cross. "Ugh- i don't know!" The blue demon defends, his arm lifted to show his alleged innocence before quickly getting poked in the chest by the other trapped demon's finger "what do you MEAN you dont know? This is your house!" Jeez they're close. Sandy's blushing but he still responds "sorry i didn't really- have anything to with this..." he sighs and rests his head against the wall of the closet. After a moment, huntsman walks forward and (attempts) to pin him against the wall.Its almost commical the size diiference, "you dont have anything to do with me, and you, locked in a fucking closet together?" He looks mad, but he's half the size of him, he can't help but to find him absolutely adorable. He lets out a little giggle "whats so fucking funny?!" The spider lets out a pissy huff, that clearly pissed him off more. "Shoot- no nothing its just- youre really cute.." fuck. Fuck he slipped up.
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"what?" Now it' Huntsman's turn to fluster and take a step back, a small step to the other side of the cramped space. "Fuck.' Sandy stutters out. Huntsman had never heard the man swear before. It was kind of..hot. "You called me cute." He accuses Sandy isn't saying anything. Just standing there and blushing with a blank expression on his face. Huntsman steps up to him again "you think i'm cute blue..?" God, he's flirting with him again. He swallows down the nervous lump in his throat "yeee-e-sss?" God that was pathetic..
wait he's getting closer. Why's he getting closer?, touching him even.Huntsman is practically standing on his toes as he pulls him down by the necklace on his neck, his breath hot on his face before he looks up at him. With a gravely groan he presses their lips together. Gruff on soft, water on rocks opposites on the same side of the spectrum in a practically heavenly kiss. Its huffy and desperate and oh so affectionate, definitely something that huntsman isn't used too.
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when they pull apart sandy is left for air and they're both a flustered mess.
"you're stupid" huntsman huffs like a comical brat, "you love me~" sandy retorts cheekily as if he had been the one flirting this whole time instead of huntsman.. "yeah- yeah i guess i do." Oh. Sandy blushes at this. If he wasn't before he definitely was now.—--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
mei and mk eventually remembered that they literally kidnapped them and let them out.
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lego monkie kid oneshot
Fanficjust a collection of lmk oneshots (my first fanfic so be wary) my ships spicynoodles shadowpeach freenoodles silktea