JAMAICA THEY'RE TRAPPED DOWN IN- JAMAICA THEY CAN'T EVEN, JAPARTY
(this will be in a text format for most of the story but it's not texting at least most of the chapters- what a plot twist, instead it's just them talking in real life but i can't do perspectives to save my life so deal with it)
TOTALFRUITYISLAND
JAPARTY: PARTY AT MY PLACE AT 8 WHOS COMING🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
surferbarbie: babe you just threw a party (aHEm did someone say japarty?) yesterday, calm down-
JAPARTY: BABE PLEASE I PROMISE I WONT BE DRUNK ON THE ROOF AGAIN AND LEAVE YOU TO DEAL WITH ALL THE CLEANING AND MAKING SURE EVERYONE GETS HOME SAFE AGAIN- PLEASEEEE🥺🥺🥺🥺
surferbarbie: alright fine- but you promise?
JAPARTY: THANKS BABE I SWEAR ILL HELP
JAPARTY: ALR WOO HOO PARTY STILL ON MY PLACE AT 8 WHOS GONNA BE THERE🥳🥳🥳
(we ignore everyone's goofy ass users- it's 1 in the morning please help me)
willdoanythingforfood: YEAH ILL COME BUDDY
ITSEXPLOSIVOBITCH: GUBH3HDYESSESEHNSEBHE3BDFECVCUI3
surferbarbie: can someone translate?
ironwoman: she said "yes as long as team e-scope goes"
ironwoman: so that leaves me with no choice because she'll leak my ip address if i don't
bookwormbitch: no
ITSEXPLOSIVOBITCH: CO
bookwormbitch: this isn't even a noco based story izzy-
(OH NO, MY FOURTH WALL, ITS BROKEN!)
codemeista: ill be there with the rest of the drama brothers😎
itjustgot100000xhotterinhere: ^
9: ^^
gOSH: ^^^
stalkerlicious: OMG ILL GO IF MY CODYKINS IS GOING!!
gothgirl: ill go
CIT: Me as well!
baldbitch: do i have to?
CIT: If you don't go the probabilities of Izzy burning your house down increase by 7,000%
baldbitch: ok nvm i like my house
ILIKEGIRLS: ill go man!
dontcallmeal: if mi amor is going,
(ooh i wonder who that is???😏)
sadiesbfffl: OMG SADIE A PARTY!!!!! EEEEEEE
katiesbfffl: OMG KATIE!!!!! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
mamaspice: hey you mind if i make some food for the party?
surferbarbie: thanks dj that would help a lot actually-
mamaspice: no problem!
beautyqueen: ooh a party can i come?
JAPARTY: yeah everyones welcome dudette!
beautyqueen: thanks Galvanoplasties!!!
JAPARTY: its geoff-
braces: dont mind her she hasnt taken her meds today- but anyways ill come ig
LABOMBA: i know this party is about to be crazy!
driedupgreenhighlighter: no
JAPARTY: come on man-
(no duncan harm was caused in the making of this story but he comes anyways)
zeke: can i come?
Read: 3 in the fucking morning-
i think that was everyone??????? welp if its not suck it up-
next chapter will be the japarty (probably)

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THE GIDGETTE BREAKUP
Teen Fictionthat's right- horrible writing skills bc this is a JOKE