The School O'Crossbones: The Dawn Of The Spirit Slicer

Shakira "Scarbelly" Isabella's Log - Day 1 - Part 11 - The Sorting Quest

Crewmate of Black Bob

Now that I formed a new party with my new matey, the one Ricardo Basco!

We braved the inner depths of The Alienated-AntFarm, from the money bin we made our way into the cabin areas, teeming with the enemy ants.

Before we go further I needed to make sure that Ricardo knows all about Calypsos.

"I mean,  I heard some stuff about it from the shops but I don't know owt about it" he tells me.

First I introduced him to one of my Calypsos, and I might as well show you too!

I'd like you to meet [S E R A - S E R A]! Which is my Calypsotized Belt that I keep with me at all times.

I touched my belt with my right hand and bit my right pointing finger. I needed the note that Sera Sera gives. I had to shake my hips from right to left to jiggle the darn thing out but avast, The note arrived!

I think this little note will explain what it does.

Wait you don't speak cryptic rhymes I hear you say?  (What do they teach in Landlubber schools these days?)

Then let me tell ye! [S E R A - S E R A] has the ability to tell you what any other Calypso does!
With two steps, which I call Oral Fixation 1 and 2.

All I need do is to touch a Calypso, then I bite my finger attached to the hand that touched the calypso (Oral Fixation 1)
and with a wiggle of my hips, [S E R A - S E R A] dispenses a note, a mini map if you will detailing the name, look and ability of the calypso in a drawing along with a handy rhyme. (Oral Fixation 2)

For a second showing I used  Sera Sera again with a sword I found laying about on the ground.

This cutlass is [S M O O TH - C R I M I N A L], which is the only sword type you can find around the ship. To those taking the sorting quest, you'll find out that your effects that you bought at Puerto Manto, aren't brought with you.

That's because [S M O O TH - C R I M I N A L] is the only sword that can sail this ship, if you get my drift. We are talking about a sword made with the shiniest of white metal, with clasps of sapphire embracing the hilt and the guard.
If you were to come across [S M O O TH - C R I M I N A L], you'll notice that the blade leans a little away from you. It makes it strange enough but there's more to the sword than that.