"Dear lord Jaz,what the hell is this woman doing at out school,she should be out in Milan or somewhere" Desmonia said as our Afrikaans teacher breezed into class like she just stepped out of Vogue or some shit
"You're telling me,this bitch done always looks soo fuckin' flawless,literally its unfair" i reply looking at her
"Okay,class,as you know ,im just here for the perks.So carry on with something while i run to my office quick" she says as she picks up the book she had just put down and walks out the door
"Well,we just scored an off period....." Desmonia said while we watched Dean and Jakes-the two boys in my class i was more than sure were gay- sit across from each other and pull funny faces at one another
"God those kids are sad,but anywho,The Pit,Friday night?" Desmonia says turning towards me
"Gurl,i couldnt think of anything better,should we let the entire herd know??Ikinda feel it should just be us,Sarah,Tucci and Anoushka?Big group makes getting free drinks difficult"
Now,Tucci is prob the most badassed dancer we know,this skinny white girl knows how to pop,shake,and do things that would put some black girls to shame,she is also a Taurus,who doesnt take shit,no matter what-and has the coolest boyfriend literally ever,Calvin
Anoushka is this dark haired girl,who is about as badassed as Tucci and forever dressed in sweat pants(its a problem,we're working on it),and also happens to be a bloody Taurus and to top it all off,she's a hockey player,so you can just imagine what getting on the wrong side of them is like,but hey, a gay kid needs his back-up(or bodyguards,whichever is needed)
"How do they even give you alcohol?you're underage?like dont they check you?and yes,i need my bitches there,ill tell Tucci to bring Calvin with"
"Ofcourse they check .My ass,my swishing hips,their pants,their wallets.....and boom,free drinks,also even though i have the face of a 12 year old,i behave like im 20,so that helps too,and i figured it might be good to have our trusty Taurus Twats with us,and Calvin is cool,and that way we're an equal number" i say to Des while doodling in my Diary
"Cool,ill let them know and Im guessing thats how you and this new guy met?what i still dont understand though,is how did he know your name?"
"You guessed right!and id like to know that too,so i'll have to keep working the floor and hope he pops up there again,hopefully i get a name this time,amongst other things...."i say,smirking at Des
"Dear lord,boy,theyre gonna kidnap yo ass i swear,you need to be more carefull"
Is carefull going to get that guy to notice me?i think not,more booty shakin it is then,also,i wonder if he's and good in be- "Stop zoning you short legged bitch" Desmonia says,snapping me from some perticularly nice thoughts
"Bitch,i wasnt zoning" i say as i check my nails dear lord i need a manicure,turps done fucked my cuticles uuup
"Do it again,i dare you" says Des again
"IM NOT ZONING,LOOK AT MY FUCKING CUTLICLES,LOOK AT THEM BITC-"
"Jasper,Desmonia,how about detention?" Comes from the mouth of our cheerfully sarcastic Afrikaans teacher "i have quite a few cabinets that need filing"
"Bu-"
"But you cant wait to start?Ofcourse you two cant,we can start straight after school,that way we should be done by,say, 18:00?"
"Yes ma'am" we reply sheepishly
Atleast this gives me time to think about how i can see that fiiiiine man again
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I know
Short ass chappies,im just reeeeeaaaalllyyy tired yall
Hope you enjoy it though
Love you
Xoxo
Jeth
