"Hey,Jaz! Check who just walked in" Sarah said, my annoyingly amazing best friend and soul mate, And no, not THAT kind of soul mate.
We used to hate each other, really hate each other. Turns out,we also hated someone in common,Geneviev, with her nasty backstabbing ways and apparently that brought us closer,so close we've been mistaken for a couple,which wouldnt have been wierd,except that i was a flaming queen and she had a vaginaTurning to where she was smirking at,my breath caught in my throat and sweet Lady Gaga's nipples there he was
That tall glass of save me looooord that i have been crushing on for years. Dark hair and eyes,that 5 O'clock stubble at 8am,strong jawline and arms that could killHot damn Damian was a friggin fiiiine piece of ass!and also straight as a pole.......
"stop drooling moron,he doesnt swing that way" Sarah said snapping me out of my daydream
"Now hold up bitch,dont you come here with your "he doesnt swing that way" bullshit kay? Coz I'll go 50 shades of ghetto queen and bust yo ass for being so damn negative!" i snapped at her before turning my attention back to Mr tall-dark-and-bang-me"Sheesh, someone's being bitchy this morning,is it that time of the month again? or have you just realised that i have a better chance at him than you?" she said with a smug smirk
"I should wash your mouth out with vodka for saying such horrendous things!" i said faking a stern voice "and shouldnt you be heading to english? Mrs Jones will be on you like white on rice if you're late again?"
"That woman drives me up the frickin' wall,batshit crazy bitch, anywho,see you at lunch" she said as she swished her way to english
That girl is going to land herself a detention one day i swear,and dear lord if that two timing scumbag Jake looks at her all hungry-like again ima be forced to bust him upside his face,and honey,hell hath no fury like a queen about to rage. You dont mess around with my Sarah while you're dating some other chick........
Speaking of teachers going white on rice,my art teacher will end me if i miss a single minute of classWhat id do to not have to go to this pit of doom every day
------------------------------------------------------"I'm going out!" i called to my parents.
"you know the drill,who ,where and what time will you be back?" my mother said walking into the lounge
"Sarah, we're going to her place to watch a few movies,and im sleeping over so I'll be back sunday"
"sleeping over are we?did you happen to ask if you could 'sleep over'?" she said peering at me over the rim of her glasses
"ummm pleeeaaassseee???" i asked sweetly
"fine,but you're back sunday moring okay"she said ruffling my hair
"MOM!MY HAIR!" God this woman drives me up the wall!can't she just respect my hair?! sheesh. I got onto my scooter and put my helmet on,and i know what y'all are thinking,how clichè. Gay boy on a scooter
But can we just not right now
And why stay at home watching movies when you could be sneaking into the hottest clubs in town
And hitting on a few hotties at the same time
But mom didnt need to know that------------------------------------------------------
Jethro here:)
Okay so these chapters aren't the longest but bear with me(see what i did there?BEAR with me )
Stick in there,things are going to get real good soon!
