[American Entertainment] Kise's Hollywood Diary

Chapter 65 Getting to the point

As usual, after the host warms up, he will start to introduce the main topic.

At this award ceremony, Billy Crystal sang "Tonight is a glorious and wonderful Oscar night, Oscar—who will win the Oscar?" with an exaggerated tone and a serious expression, while walking to the edge of the seat. .

He was still mumbling: "Yes, this year's trophy is also gold! Although it is titanium, at least it is gold. Our Oscar night will be broadcast live in 56 languages, although it is only in the Los Angeles area-"

This big The turning point made the whole audience burst into laughter. Vincent pursed his lips, but the corners of his lips were slightly raised.

Billy Crystal's cross-talk continued on the stage. He clapped his hands and said, "Allow me to remind all first-time nominees that you must tip the host." As he said this, he nodded vigorously: "This is Rules!"

The camera followed Billy's steps and came to Charlize Theron's side, "Charlize Theron, a first-time nominee! Oh, Charlize, you look gorgeous in the movie! It scares the shit out of me. I can't believe you're playing such a scary role. It's incredible."

"Casa Caster-Hueys, first time." After counting the total, Billy showed another expression of disbelief, and then he touched his chin with a tigerish face, "13 years old? You are not qualified to have three names."

"Johnny Depp is here, the world "One of the sexiest men in the world." The camera turned to "Captain" Johnny Depp. Today, this extremely sexy man has... uh... somewhat unspeakable, slightly greasy middle-parted slightly long bangs. But the captain is still charming.

"Did I really say that out loud just now?" Billy covered his mouth and opened his eyes wide. "The role Johnny Depp was shortlisted for is Jack Ferenti's nightmare! Because he is a The gay pirate!"

As soon as the camera landed on Vincent's front, there was a lot of booing, because everyone wanted to see how Billy Crystal was going to fuck him with a little piece of meat.

"Vincent Landmore, uh huh... I don't dare to mess with you, because you are a young, twenty-year-old, energetic person who can write articles for the New York Times and boxing and horse racing. "Young man! Thank you for not posting, you look extremely handsome tonight!"

The whole audience burst into laughter, Vincent still pursed his lips and suppressed the upward curve of his mouth. As the subject of ridicule by the host, if he himself burst out laughing, it would not have the effect of entertaining the public at all. It is only when the person being ridiculed looks embarrassed and depressed that the public can be more changed.

Before it was over, Billy Crystal looked a little distressed. He raised his hand and touched his chin, "You look like you have that intention, don't you? Vincent, I will definitely find a way tonight." Make you smile like crazy! Come on -"

The scene burst into laughter again, and the camera finally cut away from Vincent.

Next, Billy Crystal sang the song "Mystic River" again. At the end of the song, he walked directly to the director Clint Wood and even sat on the old handsome guy's lap, " Ah~ Clint Eastwood, you are still going strong!"

The old handsome guy had to show a dumbfounded smile, and then Billy sang his heartfelt voice: "Please - stop - singing. !"

This concludes the introduction to the best film selection "Mystic River". A long list of lyrics came out of the mouth of Billy Crystal, who was born as an actor, as if he had returned to the stage of a stage play, from "Lost in Translation" to "The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King", they were all covered by Billy. The lyrics were sung and included a lot of gossip.