One Hundred Ways to Whitewash Villains [Quick Wear] ━ Vol.1

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　　"System." Lying lazily on the table, Wei Chengze looked at the table of vegetarian dishes on the table, with a slightly tangled look on his face, "Why didn't you say he didn't push it down? Me?"

　　"...What?" For a moment, 5438 couldn't help but wonder what was wrong with his ears.

　　It's not that Wei Chengze's problem is so shocking, but... it's really inconsistent with Wei Chengze's style!

　　In 5438's impression, Wei Chengze always had a plan in mind no matter what he did. Basically everything he planned would happen as he expected, except for one or two small incidents occasionally. A miscalculation is just a slight deviation, but what Wei Chengze said just now... If 5438 ignored the mistake, he was complaining, right?

　　Wei Chengze, who has always been a man of many tricks... is he complaining? Or are you complaining that things are not going as you expected?

　　5438 feels that his entire system is in trouble.

　　After finally controlling his urge to restart garbled code, 5438 said cautiously: "Um... the time has not come yet?"

　　"..." Although I didn't expect 5438 to give any reliable answer, his answer... Still successfully made Wei Chengze speechless for a moment, and then, as if he hadn't heard anything, he sighed in his heart, "If this continues, I will doubt my own charm."

　　5438:...Host Did you destroy others and create them?

　　Although Wei Chengze often said one or two words that were inconsistent with his normal personality, 5438 still couldn't get used to his behavior that was suspicious of convulsions.

　　...Well, 5438 felt that he should have been mentally prepared as early as the first time he talked to Wei Chengze and was thrown too far by the other party.

　　Who told his host to be a snake spirit! QAQ

　　But it's not that 5438 can't understand Wei Chengze's depression. It's probably because it was too easy to flirt with guys in the past. This time, when he encountered a guy who didn't respond at all, he felt even more depressed - he meow Wei Chengze almost took off the other person's clothes and got on him directly, but Xuan Ye still maintained an indifferent expression.jpg.

　　The biggest problem is that if Xuan Ye really doesn't like Wei Chengze, or if he is cold or cold or something, this is normal, but even 5438 can see that that guy has a crush on Wei Chengze. Wei Chengze's thoughts, not to mention the evil root that was always pressed against Wei Chengze's waist every morning when he got up.

　　Place! by! explain! Master Xuan Ye, why don't you take action?

　　Even 5438, who was eating melon and watching, couldn't help but become anxious for this guy.

　　"Buddhism has clear rules," Wei Chengze lowered his eyes, hiding his disdainful look, "Humph..."

　　5438: I felt the fighting spirit coming towards me.

　　Although he was quite confident in his host, 5438 couldn't help but be a little curious about what Wei Chengze had to do to make Xuan Ye break the precept. After all, to put it mildly, Xuan Ye was actually brainwashed by Buddhist nonsense since he was a child. It was really difficult for him to let go of the things that had been instilled in his mind since he was a child. At least as far as 5438 is concerned, it is already very difficult for Xuan Ye to have some ideas that are contrary to Buddhist teachings. If he really wants to implement them...

　　Moreover, it doesn't necessarily have to go to that step, right? To be honest, didn't Wei Chengze have relations with the protagonists in the previous worlds?

　　However, 5438 could never guess Wei Chengze's thoughts, so he simply gave up and just sat back and watched the show.

　　But... I'm really curious about what Wei Chengze will do!

　　Picking up a piece of green vegetables with chopsticks, he brought it to his mouth and took a bite. Wei Chengze suddenly frowned and showed a look of disgust: "Guess?"

　　5438:...

　　Don't stop him, he's going to fool this guy. Face!

　　After finishing a small piece of green vegetables in small bites, Wei Chengze put down his chopsticks and looked at Xuan Ye across the table eagerly.

　　Xuan Ye has changed since he left the mountains and forests. He no longer catches and grills fish for Wei Chengze, no longer puts Wei Chengze in his arms to sleep, and he doesn't even allow Wei Chengze to lie on his shoulder when he's on the road! Not only that, he also set an extremely cruel rule for Wei Chengze.

　　"Sleep alone at night when you're dirty." Xuan Ye said in a calm tone as he glanced at Wei Chengze.

　　Wei Chengze: This is it! QAQ

　　Eat or sleep, this is simply a cruel multiple-choice question for a greedy, lazy and clingy cat.

　　Slowly moving his eyes from Xuan Ye's body to the green dishes on the table, Wei Chengze felt that his expression was exactly the same as that dish.

　　Looking at the little monster who was aggrievedly eating green vegetables without any shredded meat, Xuan Ye's fingertips trembled involuntarily, but after all, he still didn't move.

　　——Everything can no longer go according to Wei Chengze's wishes like before.

　　It wasn't that Xuan Ye suddenly disliked Wei Chengze. His behavior was just because... Wei Chengze was too close to him. If this continues, Xuan Ye can't guarantee that he won't do anything.

　　His thoughts towards Wei Chengze were too dangerous.

　　Whether it's Wei Chengze or him.

　　The little monster, who was not aware of the monk's thoughts at all, raised his head and smiled at the person opposite. His green eyes seemed to be filled with glow, like a lake under the sunset, reflecting all the beauty in the world.

　　My heart felt as if it had been gently pricked by a sharp silver needle, and there was an indescribable tingling pain. Xuan Ye really couldn't figure out what was there about him that was worthy of Wei Chengze's persistence - was it really just because of that rare mercy?

　　——What if he didn't stop at that time?

　　Whenever he thought of this possibility, Xuan Ye couldn't help but feel panic in his heart. This little monster with eyes clearer than the stream almost died in his hands - twice.

　　Even now, Xuan Ye often recalls Wei Chengze's appearance covered in blood. That scene seemed to be engraved in his eyes. As long as he closed his eyes, he could clearly see that scene, even the other party's trembling fingertips.

　　——Do the monsters who died under his hands have similar experiences?

　　This kind of thought emerged uncontrollably in his heart, and Xuan Ye began to waver in everything he once believed in.

　　Was everything he had done really right?

　　——Does a person like him really have the qualifications to hold Wei Chengze in his arms?

　　Doubt, wavering, guilt, guilt, even Xuan Ye is a little confused now about what he is thinking.

　　"Ye?" A voice with some doubts brought Xuan Ye's attention back. He couldn't help but feel helpless as he looked at the little monster in front of him who had quietly nudged him again at some unknown time. .

　　He originally thought that with Wei Chengze's greedy temperament, he would not be able to bear eating vegetarian food with him all day long. As long as this happened, he would have found a reason to let Wei Chengze sleep in a room alone at night, but who knew , even though she seemed extremely reluctant every time she ate, she still insisted on sleeping in the same bed with him.

　　It is said that cats are the most difficult to guess their thoughts in this world, and it seems that there is indeed a certain truth to this.

　　Regarding Xuan Ye's behavior, 5438 said that he didn't want to talk and just wanted to throw Wei Chengze at the other party.

　　... Damn it, I want to distance myself! If you really don't want Wei Chengze to sleep with you, you just need to say it directly, right?

　　Given Wei Chengze's current character, who is obedient and puts Xuan Ye first in everything, he will never say a word of rebuttal, okay? You have to do whatever it takes to be a vegetarian or not be able to sleep together at night... Juebi is feeling secretly happy seeing the efforts his host has made to sleep with him!

　　And his host! Don't think he doesn't know that monsters don't need to eat! If I really don't want to eat, I just don't eat. And I have to eat it bit by bit in front of Xuan Ye every time. The little daughter-in-law looks so cute... I want to take her home!

　　However, I don't know if it's an illusion, but 5438 always feels that there is something familiar about the way Wei Chengze and Xuan Ye get along with each other, knowing each other but hiding something from each other. But if he really wanted to say it, he couldn't tell what it was. After struggling for a while, he threw it aside.

　　Anyway, he is not particularly smart. Even if some people have said that he can see some specific facts more clearly than many people, but that is only limited to certain specific things - not to mention, he To this day, I'm still not sure whether what that person said was a compliment.

　　A few days ago, Xuan Ye and Wei Chengze finally got some clues about what they were investigating, and the town they arrived at this time was said to be the hometown of the unknown person.

　　It seems that people always have a complex. If they encounter any setbacks or changes outside, they will always think of their hometown for the first time, as if just returning here can solve everything.

　　Of course, Xuan Ye was not sure that that person had returned here, but no matter what, they could always find something they wanted to know here.

　　Judging from what I learned before, this person has done the same thing in more than one place. He was even caught by a passing mage and escaped with serious injuries after a fight. I don't know if it was because of this that this time, he chose such a remote village that not many people knew about.

　　If things go smoothly, maybe even if everyone in this village is killed, no one outside will know about it. And by the time he has the strength to compete with other monks, it will be too late.

　　However, although they knew that this place was that person's hometown, Xuan Ye and Wei Chengze still didn't know that person's name, let alone the other person's identity, even at this moment. The person who told them this piece of information just shook his head and said with a wry smile every time he heard these questions: "You will know when you get there."

　　This made Xuan Ye couldn't help but wonder whether there was any Is there any special inside story?

　　After all, as far as he was concerned, ordinary people would not embark on such a crooked path without any reason.

　　When the two of them arrived in the town, it was already late. Even those who set up stalls on the roadside had packed their things and went home. At this time, it was naturally not a good time to inquire about news.

　　Looking at Wei Chengze, who was frowning and unwilling to move his chopsticks, Xuan Ye couldn't help but sigh in his heart, picked up the Zen staff placed on the edge of the table, and said, "Let's go."

　　Like Wei Chengze Xuan Ye only wanted a room. Since it was agreed upon from the beginning, of course he would not break his promise.

　　5438, who has seen through everything long ago: Haha.

　　Regarding the two people who were obviously flirting with each other desperately, but one looked upright and the other looked innocent, 5438 said that he had no other choice but to keep smiling.

　　In a few days, it seems that it will be market day in this town, so there are quite a lot of people in the inn, all business travelers with large and small bags. Xuan Ye was already used to this, but Wei Chengze seemed to be a little interested in these things. His eyes were always lingering on those people. Many of them went up to take a look inside the packages they were carrying. The posture of something.

　　——The strong curiosity unique to cats.

　　Seeing Wei Chengze like this, Xuan Ye couldn't help but remember that the other party had to chase him a while ago, trying to figure out what something looked like, and he suddenly felt a little embarrassed in his heart.

　　Wei Chengze is like a blank piece of paper in these aspects. If he continues like this, he may be taken advantage of by some interested people and suffer losses in this regard.

　　Xuan Ye also thought about telling Wei Chengze these things, but he couldn't figure out how to say it.

　　Whenever he met the eyes that reflected his own figure, he swallowed back the words that came to his lips. It was as if those words had become a blasphemy against this person.

　　Sighing and closing the door, Xuan Ye turned around and saw the young man with a pair of emerald eyes, who had already kicked off his shoes, got into the bed, and looked at him eagerly.

　　Unable to help but sigh in his heart, Wei Chengze couldn't change the cat's habits. Xuan Ye walked over slowly: "Take off your coat."

　　He didn't want to see Wei Chengze wake up the next morning. His belt looked tangled up again.

　　You know, when Wei Chengze was first asked to sleep in his human form, he had to waste several belts.

　　"Oh..." Wei Chengze responded, reluctantly crawling out from under the quilt, pulling off his belt, throwing his coat aside, and then quickly got back in.

　　Cats always have an indescribable preference for warm and soft places.

　　Xuan Ye put the Zen staff in his hand beside the bed, sat down with his back to Wei Chengze, took off his coat, then lifted the quilt and lay down. During the whole process, he didn't even look at Wei Chengze. His cold look made Wei Chengze feel a little disappointed.

　　However, Wei Chengze was a person who didn't remember things, and he had long been accustomed to Xuan Ye's attitude, so he was only unhappy for a moment, and quickly put it behind him, and walked over to him. He rested his forehead on Xuan Ye's back and fell asleep.

　　Hearing the even breathing of the person behind him, Xuan Ye's tense nerves finally relaxed a little.

　　Pursing his lips and closing his eyes, Xuan Ye felt that his heart was filled with disgust for himself.

　　Just now, Wei Chengze just took off his coat, but involuntarily, thoughts arose in his heart - it was obviously a scene he saw every day, but he was not used to it at all.

　　The warm breath of the person behind him spraying on his back was clearly discernible, and the slight heat spread little by little, causing waves of strange numbness.

　　Silently reciting the Pure Heart Art over and over again in his heart, Xuan Ye only felt that the true meaning of Buddhism, which was once only a short distance away from him, has now become so out of reach. Only the body temperature of another person that is gradually contaminated by it is so... distinct.

　　Xuan Ye also tried letting Wei Chengze sleep alone on the bed while he meditated. But as long as Xuan Ye didn't lie down, Wei Chengze insisted on keeping his eyes open. When he couldn't stand it anymore, he transformed into his original shape and got into his arms.

　　As for the result, it goes without saying that you can already know it.

　　Halfway through the meditation, a beautiful boy suddenly appeared in his arms. 5438 said that if possible, he really wanted to take a screenshot of Xuan Ye's expression at that time for his own enjoyment later.

　　...It's so damn funny!

　　But after all, Xuan Ye is a person who can persist in the boring task of exterminating demons for a lifetime, and his endurance can be seen from this. Therefore, even if some unspeakable thoughts kept tumbling in his heart and a certain part of his body became hard, he could still close his eyes and fall asleep as if nothing happened. 5438 admires this from the bottom of his heart.

　　To be honest, 5438 thought Xuan Ye was pretending to be asleep at first. After all, for people like him, apart from the fact that his life span has not increased, neither has the cultivator in the first world that Wei Chengze wore. What a difference, even if I don't sleep it's not a big deal. But later 5438 discovered that this guy actually fell asleep in this state.

　　5438: I don't know why, but it feels a bit scary.

　　The night fell little by little. Under the hazy moonlight, the sweet-scented osmanthus tree stood quietly. The golden flowers were hidden among the lush branches and leaves, exuding a refreshing fragrance.

　　The two people on the bed had fallen into a deep sleep, and the scene seemed strangely harmonious. Wei Chengze's forehead was pressed against Xuan Ye's back, and one hand under the quilt was tightly holding Xuan Ye's clothes. He seemed to have an almost fragile attachment, as if this was the only thing he could hold on to in this world. Duckweed – will dissipate at any time.

　　Looking at the scene in front of him, 5438 was suddenly a little unsure whether this was Wei Chengze's deliberate gesture or the truest state in his heart.

　　This person always hides his sincerity under layers of packages and disguises, so that no one can find a trace of it.

　　It's so flawless that it hurts.

　　His heart throbbed inexplicably, and 5438 was in a daze for a while before he remembered that he no longer had this organ.

　　He is now just a system that does not even have an entity and exists based on data.

　　Even if I wanted to touch Wei Chengze's face gently while he was sleeping, I couldn't do it. I could only watch with my eyes open, imprinting the different faces one by one in my heart.

　　"Why does it sound a bit miserable when you say it like that?" 5438 couldn't help complaining, and moved his eyes away from Wei Chengze's face, looking at the scenery outside the window in a daze.

　　He didn't like cutting off the power, the feeling of not having any consciousness, as if he had died completely. After trying it once, he didn't try it a second time.

　　After all, his courage is small, and nothing has changed after so many years.

　　Timid, cowardly, unintelligent, and even often slips up at critical moments, 5438 feels that there is nothing praiseworthy about him, either as a person or as a system. Perhaps the only thing he has done so far that he can be proud of is choosing Wei Chengze as his host? At least he had collected a lot of luck, and the distance was enough to achieve his goal - "Host?"

　　Suddenly he noticed something, 5438 regained his attention and looked at the person who was sleeping peacefully.

　　Wei Chengze's eyes were closed, his fair cheeks were flushed, his lips were slightly open, and he was moaning softly. He unconsciously rubbed Xuan Ye next to him, and the cat ears appeared at some point, and his tail directly wrapped around Xuan Ye's legs, rubbing against her through his clothes.

　　5438:...? !

　　Is it because Wei Chengze saw Xuan Ye's lack of reaction and finally decided to go straight to it?

　　I really don't blame 5438 for thinking this way, it's true that Wei Chengze is looking like this, no matter how you look at it, he is just asking for sex!

　　Although Wei Chengze's movements seemed to be unorganized because he was unconscious, the meaning of courtship in it was very obvious.

　　"...Host?" When he didn't get a response from Wei Chengze, 5438 couldn't help shouting again, but he didn't know whether it was because Wei Chengze didn't want to pay attention to him, or for some other reason, Wei Chengze ignored him at all.

　　Could it be that he really lost consciousness?

　　5438 looked at Wei Chengze who was acting a little strange and couldn't help but feel a little worried.

　　It seems that Wei Chengze's current physical condition... is indeed a bit wrong?

　　After shouting several times, there was still no response, and 5438 suddenly panicked. According to Wei Chengze's past temperament, he should have been told "Shut up" at this time. Why is there no reaction at all?

　　...You damn stinky monk, why are you still sleeping and why don't you get up quickly!