The next morning you wake up in your bed the cool air lofting around your room.
"Morning, babe."
You hear the voice of a man in your home. THERE'S A MAN IN YOUR HOME??
You shoot up in your bed and quickly look around. Your eyes eventually land on a man wearing white, blue, and gold. 'Nah,' you think to yourself. Is this the man who wrote on your mirror? Oh, you were going to detonate his ass. He has on a black mask with eyes and a mouth in the ugliest yellow shade you've ever seen.
"It's not Halloween anymore, take off the costume." You decide you'll take out all the generational bullying trauma you've ever gotten out on this man.
"You're a feisty babe, It's fashion, okay?" The eyes and mouth of his mask move when he talks. 'Oh, goodie! I've got one of those super talented Cosplay weirdos following me around!' You think to yourself.
You get up and out of bed. "Can you like, I dunno... leave my home?" You point towards the front door of your studio apartment. "Uh! No! I've got to kill your fine ass with my bare hands because you're a slippery cunt who keeps dodging all of my death traps!" He speaks almost as if he's being serious. He's a very enthusiastic speaker you've noticed. He moves his whole body to emphasize every word.
As weird as his words are, he called you fine, so you could play along with his fantasy role-play for a bit longer. "You threw that ceramic pot at my head yesterday, didn't you?!" It had all just kicked in. He's been following you around throwing objects at your head and committing arson just to end your life. He stares blankly at you for a moment. "Oh, I was the one throwing those pots at your head? NO SHIT YOU DUMB BITCH!"
He might be the bitchiest dude you've ever met, and you're loving it. "Well, how was I supposed to know!?!" You shout back. "Uh.. I dunno, I WROTE ON YOUR MIRROR! What did you think happened!? Someone wrote on your mirror that you're avoiding death then they leave?!? Why would anyone do that?!" You're now shouting at each other.
"Listen, I got exams to do today I can't be putting up with all this right now." You speak calmly. You do have exams to take today. You studied all day yesterday for them. "Oh, yeah? That's cool, go ahead. Go take your exams." His words sound nonchalant, which is a surprise. You didn't expect him to be so calm about this. "Really?" You're not so sure about actually leaving this man in your apartment. "No! Are you dumb?" He leans against your bedroom wall.
You've had enough of this man. His jokes are NOT funny, or maybe just a little bit. That doesn't change the fact that he's a stranger, who broke into your apartment. How did he break into your apartment anyway? You have a security camera on your door, you would've seen him picking the lock, none of the windows are broken, and there's no other way into your apartment.
'Maybe I should ask' You think to yourself. 'No, why would he tell me?' Your thoughts all contradict each other. "Why are you making that face? It makes you look ugly, stop that!" He waves his hand in front of your face quickly. "Okay, rude." You speak back.
This man starts rummaging through your things. Journals, diaries, anything he can get his hands on. "What are you doing?! Stop that!!" You reach out and snatch your journal from his hands. "Chillax babe, it's not that deep." His eyes narrow, looking at you like you're no fun. "You're going through my personal belongings, it is that deep!" He starts giggling at your words. "Something could be deeper~" His laugh almost enrages you but his words were so dumb that you couldn't help but chuckle.
"You're something else." You shake your head as you place your journal back on the shelf. "How did you get into my apartment?" You finally decide to ask. "Uh? I just came here, babe. Y'know angel stuff." He answers like it's obvious. "Angel stuff? That's the dumbest shit I've ever heard." You give him the look of 'Be so fucking for real right now.'
"Uh? Yeah, I'm fucking Adam! I'm the original dick! I'm the fucking dick master!" He exclaimed.
Authors note: I'm loving this LOL, I hope you are too! This will probably be the most updated story on my page, I love it so much.
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