The OG Heart (Adam x reader) Hazbin Hotel

7: Date Me!

After a long week of things almost killing you, Adam has failed to even harm you. 'Was he even trying?' you think to yourself. Nothing out of the ordinary happened. He hasn't come back to see you either. 'Was the McDonald's that bad?' you questioned. Oh well, he has to date you now anyway, how could he keep avoiding you?

Not long after you wake up Adam appears in your room. "How did you avoid all of that?!?" He seems more angry than anything else. "Dating you was on the line." You joke. Adam simply smiles in response.

"Take off the mask." You meant to ask but it came out as a demand. "Woah... chill dude, fuck.." He takes off the mask and looks at you. 'Damn he's hot' Is all you can think to yourself. You quickly walk over and cup the sides of his face in your hands. You pull his face down to yours and kiss him sweetly. Almost instantly Adam kisses you back, wrapping his arms around your waist. The heat from his arms warms you as the two of you intertwine in each other's embrace.

You pull away and Adam makes a pouty face at you before smiling again. "That was hot as fuck." He speaks looking down at you. He then tucks your hair behind your ear and smiles softly at you.

From that moment on the two of you were inseparable. The two of you went out on many dates around town. Life was great without him trying to kill you all the time. He'd spend all day with you then leave when you went to bed. That's how it would do normally, but not today.

You wake up wrapped up in Adam's arms, he spent the night with you even knowing he shouldn't. From what you know he's a very busy angel. Lots of exterminations of the underworld, or something like that. You don't think you've ever loved anyone any more than you love Adam right now.

You lean into Adam placing your face against his chest. You feel his arms tighten around you slightly, causing you to smile. You look up at him with a smile, he leans his head down and places a gentle kiss on your forehead. "How long have you been awake for?"

"I've been awake for a fucking while, get off my arms asleep!" He gently shoves you off the bed and starts wiggling his arm around. What an asshole! You have to admit... it was kind of funny. You quickly get up off the floor and sit back on the bed, pushing Adam playfully.

You wouldn't be surprised if Adam had to leave extra early today. He told you about something he had to do with some girl named 'Lute.' That upsets you so much, who is this Lute girl? How long has she known Adam? Does she like Adam? Is Adam cheating on you for her? No, he wouldn't do that. He's the kind of guy to ask for a threesome instead of cheating.

"Why do you make that face while thinking? It's ugly." Adam squishes your face with his hands, trying to change your facial expression. "Rude, I'm always hot!" You playfully retaliate. "Riiight~~" He elongates the middle of the word. "Do you want coffee?" You ask getting up from the bed and walking to your coffee pot. You're going to make coffee for yourself anyway, might as well make enough for the both of you.

"Nah, that shits nasty," He makes a throwing-up motion after saying those words. "Damn, do you like anything?" You as playfully. Everything you've eaten or offered to him he claimed was disgusting. "I like you." He speaks playfully. "And kicking demon ass!!" He seems extra enthusiastic about that last part.

You scoff at his words, "Kicking demon ass? I highly doubt you're capable of that." You speak teasingly. Adam walks over and wraps his arms around you from behind, he places his head on your shoulder and gently kisses your neck before speaking. "I kick so much demon ass, I'm the fucking best." No matter how sweet his actions are his words never fail to be egotistical.

You smile and shake your head. "Yeah, you are the best." You lean your head to the side and against his. "Yeah, I know, I fucking rock!" He moves his hand to make a rock-on hand motion and smiles smugly as he speaks. "When do you have to leave?" You turn your head to get a clearer view of his face.

"Damn, you want me gone that fucking bad?" He playfully acts offended by your question. "I have to kick demon ass today, so soon." He nods like his answer is obvious. He then places his face down against the crook of your neck.

You finish making your coffee and gently play with Adam's hair while he leans against you. He's much gentler than you thought when you first met him. You thought he'd be the type of guy to always be trying to fuck. Yet, he's only mentioned it a handful of times and listens when you say no. He's such a great guy compared to what you'd thought he was.

Adam kisses your neck then lifts his head to speak. "Do you realize how lucky you are? You're dating the original dick. You're dating the dickmaster!" Of course, he had to ruin the moment with the most unhinged shit, it's Adam, what else did you expect? He is right though, you're the luckiest girl in the world. You're dating an angel, literally. No other girl can say that and mean it. For you those words are nothing other than fact.

"Yeah? I'm sooo lucky~ I'm dating THE dickmaster. THE dick of all dicks." You speak teasingly. He smiles at you before continuing. "I'm the best! I fucking rock!" He's being serious too. Not that you could disagree with his words but, he is definitely full of himself. Always talking as if he's God's greatest accomplishment. He's definitely good, he was good enough for God to want to make more, and he's God's head angel. That makes you certain that God picks favorites.

Adam looks over at your dangly cat clock that's hung on the light green wall. "Would you look at the time, It's ass kicking o'clock! I gotta go, hottie." He kisses your cheek before leaving.

A/N: I tried to make this chapter as cute as possible while still keeping y/n's snarky humor/attitude.

Word count: 1053