His words left you feeling baffled. "Adam like... Adam and Eve?" His face distorts to disgust and anger. "Uhuh... like Adam and Eve.." His eyes narrow at you. "But forget about Eve, It's just Adam. That cheating whores out of the picture now!" He seems more upset with his response.
"She cheated on you?" You wanted to know the tea, even if it was from some delusional man who thinks he's an angel. "Yeah! She left me! Who does that? I'm Adam, I'm the original dick!" Was he being serious? Did he really think he was Adam? "But nooo, both her and my first cheating bitch both left me for Lucifer! 'Oooh cause he's so much better'!" He adds air quotes around the last part.
He was in fact being serious. He did think he was Adam, everything was beginning to click now. He's a mentally deranged weirdo who broke into your apartment claiming he needs to kill you because he's 'Adam.' It explained everything, why he broke into your apartment, why he was dressed oddly, and why was trying to kill you.
"Wait, let me get this right. You're Adam like from Adam and Eve but Eve and the first girl both left you for the same guy?" He nods at your question. "Yeah, I just said that." He's such an annoying asshole. "Look, babe. I don't have all day, you gotta die." He speaks rather frankly.
These words wouldn't have bothered you if he hadn't already attempted to murder you multiple times. "Yeah? How exactly do you plan on killing me?" You decided you'd entertain the thought. He looks at you slightly confused and like you're the weirdo. "That's it? Not a 'Oh no! Why me? Please don't Adam!' you're weird." He tilts his head to the side slightly.
"I can make it quick and easy, or long and painful." He winks. "Your choice hot babe." He shrugs as he speaks, giving you the choice of how you'll die. This man really is a psycho. "Y'know... I think I'm good.." You nod awkwardly as you speak. His smile instantly drops. He sighs loudly almost as if you're making his life so much harder.
"Why are you like this?" He sounds bummed out. "You make everything so much harder than it has to be.." He laughs at his own words then goes back to acting like a whiney child. "Why am I like this?!? You're trying to kill me!" You quickly shout back.
"What's up with every vag-asaurus being difficult?" He speaks irritated by your persistence. "Excuse me?" You snap back. What right does he have calling you difficult and Vag-asuarus? What does that even mean!? "Why can't we skip to the good part and just fuck?" Adam's words catch you off guard.
"I- What?!?" Is all you're able to say in response. He called you difficult then suggested you two should fuck? He's giving you whiplash with his words. You haven't even seen his face, what makes him think you'd fuck him? You don't even know him! He could have herpes for all you know.
"You heard me." He responds plainly. You did hear him, yes but that doesn't make it any less shocking. "I would never let you fuck me." You quickly add. "I don't care if you're Adam, you're trying to kill me?!? You wrote on my mirror!" You're still pissed about that. You loved that mirror.
"You're seriously upset about the mirror-?" He looks like he's about to die of laughter. "Why would I not be?!? That's my mirror!" Sure you had no reason for loving the mirror as much as you did. It allows you to look at yourself, and you love looking at yourself.
Adam laughs and places his hands on your shoulders trying his best to contain his laughter. "I'm sorry that I wrote on your mirror, babe. I won't do it again!" He apologizes. Does that make it better? No, but you still appreciate it. "If you're really sorry you'll stop trying to kill me." You spoke calmly.
"No can do, Vag-aroonie" He smiles at you menacingly. All you can do is sigh, he's going to try to kill you no matter what. You might as well try to get something out of it. "Hey, Adam. How about, if you successfully harm me within a week I'll let you kill me, and if you fail you'll..." You pause for a moment trying to think of something he could give or do for you.
"Date you?" He speaks jokingly. You can tell he's just trying to get under your skin at this point, and that was his first mistake. "Yes, That's exactly what you'll do."
A/N: PLS I LOVE IT HERE!!
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