𝐈𝐭 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐲 𝐛𝐞 𝐎𝐍𝐄. South Park x Male reader

Flee! Chapter 11

Oh my God bro I'm just gonna skip over the whole police part stuff because you know why... btw very mixed up povs like it's switching from y/n just to referring to you, sorry....I'm on crack, and a BADD writer's block 😎 (well shit 🥶)

My eyes stayed wide open and I can't rip the picture out of that thing. How would I even describe it? It's like a tentacle monster that ate black people- I shutter as Mysterion continued to drag me back to the freedom pals base, the other superheroes were already in their homes, All snuggled up into their beds except me and Mysterion who were now inside of the freedom pals base... and now- well, I was tied to chair and Mysterion was leaning against the table and was very close to my face...icky.

"How the FUCK are you still breathing?" Mysterion growled the question at Y/n as he towers over him. Y/n swatted Mysterion away as he took a deep breath to SOMEWHAT calm his raging nerves. "I have that same question, Mist-error-ion." (Idk I'm trying to be mean...it's hard- like me.😢)
Mysterion was pissy. He pounded his new made fists into the table "I asked you first dipshit." Y/n smirked as he saw Mysterion's reaction "awww- y'know two is better then one- oh or is it too much for your pea brain to comprehend, SWEETIE." Mysterion glares down at Y/n as his breathing slowly settles and spoke in a deeper more demanding tone. "Listen here you little shit. Just- FUCKING TELL ME HOW ARE YOU STILL ALIVE."

"uhhhh I dunno, cuz I am. that's why." Y/n huffed as he blown a raspberry at Mysterion.

Mysterion was about to yell at y/n but the creaking of wood flooring from upstairs stopped him. "Shit- ugh I gotta go this quick then." Mysterion murmured as he stood up.

"Huh what quickly?-" Y/n got cut off by Mysterion putting a hand over his mouth as he pick him up once more, y/n lets out a grunt as he squirms. Mysterion walked deeper into the base until he stood in for of a dog kennel and tossed Y/n into it before locking it up. "No fucking funny business, we're not even close to being finished." Mystion said in a whisper and quickly snuck out a nearby window just before one of Tolkien's parents opened the basement door and looked in.. "goddamn raccoons"

Then the door slammed shut, now y/n is alone. In the dark. In a super hero base. And is tied up and in a kennel. With a Weezer shirt. Damn one long list... y/n wiggles his arms as he tries to get free from his ropey prison.

Y/n murmurs from not succeeding but then his phone vibrates in his pocket. "Who's texting me at this time?" Y/n grumbles as he tries (once again) to move his hands out the ropes but got very little success.

"God fucking damnit." Y/n groans out loudly as he flails his body around in the dog kennel and accidentally kicked the side of it which broke the side of the kennel ever so slightly. Y/n's head peered over to the side of the kennel from where he kicked and had an idea. Then y/n started pulling his leg back and try to give it one more powerful kick.

It broke the side and so it had some of the bars sticking out and Y/n could use this to his advantage which he did.

Y/n instantly scrambled over to the bars and turned his back to them so his bound hands could get better access to the bar. Y/n started to rubbed the ropes that are on his wrists against the bars over and over until he felt the rope getting weaker around his wrists and then finally- they slid off his wrists limply.

Y/n let out a quiet yes, in victory as he finally studied his hands But then he felt his phone buzz again, which made him pull out his phone from his pocket. It was none other than butters texting him.

Butters: "I'm sorry, bud, but I finally found some villainous stuff for us to do stop by my house in the morning if you could!! :D"

You read this text message with a slight smile, then replied with-

You: hell yeah I'll be there at 8.

Butters: nice- see ya!

Now you had to figure out a way to get out you ran your hands through the bars of the kennel and your eyes trailed back to the broken bars that you made earlier you begin to pull. bending them to your will.

Then slipped your hand through and begin to unlock it, but your arm wasn't long enough to begin to be more of your bodyweight on the side of it and  the bars were now up to your shoulder. Your fingers desperately glazed over the lock, and then you finally took a hold of it and then unlatched the door...

you instantly crawl out and walked over to the same table where you originally were with Mysterion and picked up your satchel and tossed your items that were slightly spread it about back in there and begin to look around the area for a way out.

You were contemplating through going out the door, but also from hearing Tolken's parents being awake for that brief moment, kind of made you shiver in your boots- (lol) and so now you began to walk around in the superhero base taking a look at the whole area around you and one thing that did catch your eye was an area that was closed off by a couple curtains..

you let out a quiz while you began to strut over there, holding your satchel tightly to your chest and then you ripped open the curtain, suspecting some sort of machine or maybe just a pile of boxes but no,

it was a corkboard with your assuming movie titles, and it had the name of all the superheroes, including professor chaos begin to read each one and they were all connected to each other with some yarn. (I forgot the lineup of each one so I might add it on later-)

you tried to read each one and there were so many of them it's kind of like- Marvel when you truly start to think about it, but you close the curtain again going back to your original mission trying to find a way out.

You continue walking around and did touch everything that you could humanly can but then your eyes snapped over to a very small window. It had a simple crank bar and it was a little too high up for you to..

you curse at your height for not being monstrously tall but hey. at least you're cute like this.

You decided to do the easy way out of this just picking up boxes that you can find within the corners of this base and started to build yourself a staircase towards the window.

Eventually, you were right in front of the window you cranked it open felt the nice cool midnight breeze hit your face. and you let out a contented exhale as he pushed your satchel through the window and then began to pull yourself into it, but one of your hands slipped made you freak out, and then you kicked your legs around, which made the whole staircase of boxes absolutely crumbled down, making a very loud crash and thrash.

you just hastily moved yourself outside and pulled the window shut and began to try to make a run for it.

You heard the whole house stir awake and footsteps going down into the basement.

you're trying to make a dash while you try not to stumble over the rocky pavement and began to run yourself all the way back home .

A/n I'm sorry for taking so long to give you guys a chapter that has practically nothing important. I swear the next chapters are going to be something. I'm just working up. -very fucking slowly