3 minutes and 26 seconds earlier
Y/n was able to dodge all Reimu's bullet and he took out his Spell Card
But he don't know how to use it
*Boom*
Y/n got shot down and lose the battle
"Ouch..." Y/n said still lying down the ground sideway lying
"Is this... the first time you played danmaku?" Reimu ask
"Beside from our first encounter, yes" Y/n said still lying down
Y/n took his chocolate bar and hold out to Reimu with both of his hands
"My gift, a visitor should have their gifts to the owner, isn't it?" Y/n said while slowly getting up
Reimu took it
"Thanks" She said and put it in her pocket
"From what I saw and feel, you drink alcohol?" Y/n said which surprise Reimu
"Yeah, how did you know?"
"That's a secret" Y/n said holding his finger on his lips "May I have some?"
"I don't think it's appropriate for kids to drink sake" Reimu said
"I don't think it's appropriate for you to drink either"
"I'm legal"
"*sigh* 500 yen for 1 cup?" Y/n said as Reimu have her sake
Y/n raise up his 443.7 milliliters cup
"For real?" Reimu said dumbfounded
Y/n try his first sip
"Taste horrible"
But he proceed to drink half of it
"Yo, I came to play, ze" Marisa outta nowhere appear in front of the gate seeing...
"You let a kid drinking sake!?" Marisa yelled at Reimu
"I-It's not what you think!"
(It is what you think)
Y/n feeling drunk after drink half of the cup.
And I mean really drunk, like an alcoholic who has just begin doing drugs
"I was wrong about you, Reimu!"
Y/n suddenly shove Marisa down and holding her chin
"Roses are red, pickles are green, I like your legs... and what's in between~~" Y/n just rizz up the blonde girl
Marisa blushed then try to kick Y/n but he bent himself backward doing back handspring flip then trip Reimu in the process and caught her in his arms
"Is that an earthquake or did you just rock my world~" Y/n say seductively holding Reimu's hand
*Thump*
Y/n didn't need any strike to him, he just goes unconscious
Nevermind, he just wake up
"Ugh... this world's... shit..." Y/n said, he seem to be still drunk
Reimu and Marisa cringed at his behavior
"I understand... now... humanity.... infestation" Y/n said while his head keep spinning around
"A disease that's spreading around this planet..." Y/n said with his scary dead-fish eyes look down the ground
"Are you okay?" Marisa ask
"I was right all along... resources finite. Spaces finite. The humanity density is too high"
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Touhou x Child!Reader: Young but Old Inside
FanfictionA child from the outside world, a descendant of a strong magician lineage. This child is the strongest in the bloodline and yet, he don't need to sleep, or eats or drinks, he don't need to shower but still clean Due to the circumstances, his mental...
