Loki/Tom Hiddleston Oneshots

Hot Goddess- Loki x reader

A/N- These are kinda (correction- EXTREMELY, REALLY, VERY, TWO MINUTES LONG) short, just some ideas i had at 2 a.m. in the middle of the night when i should've been asleep that i decided to post cuz i had no idea what else to do with them lol. Enjoy <3

TW- cringe AF

You might've been a SHIELD agent-turned-Avenger, but you loved your part-time job at the cafe as a waitress as much as you loved kicking ass.

Taking an order from a bunch of college kids, you stood in the corner, looking out for your next customer. Your eyes darted around the cafe before finally noticing someone. You flipped open the next page to your notepad and walked towards him.

"Excuse me, sir, may I take your order?" you asked. You knew that you hadn't seen him before, but there was something familiar in his long-ish brown hair, his gentle gaze beneath from beneath his glasses that you couldn't put your finger on, as if he held an illusion that covered his real identity.

"I'll just have a dark coffee," he replied. Even his voice sounded familiar.

A few you minutes you returned with the man's coffee, still puzzling over the familiarity you had felt. Walking over to his table, you realized that he did have an illusion; your magic was able to slowly uncover it for you.

Beneath the illusion was a dark black haired man with bright blue eyes. As you lowered his cup from the tray you were holding to the table, it hit you.

"Hey, I know you!" you exclaimed. "You're the unusually hot god who tried to take over the planet!"

A small smile spread upon his lips. Not the evil smile you had seen him wear so often, but a genuine, soft smile that soon became a smirk.

"And you're the unusually hot goddess who stopped him," he whispered, still smiling softly as you quickly turned away, your cheeks reddening.