A/n: New, chapter enjoy.
After the whole moment with the titanic, thanks to Blitzo yesterday. Blitzo had to let y/n off easy since y/n was still shaking up right now. Y/n was putting papers he worked he's done with on the table.
Y/n: Okay, I'm done with.. the
Y/n pauses to see what blitzo was doing, pretending to have a three-way with millie and Moxxie. In his Thong, that, he one when they were in the Titanic.
Y/n: Blitz, you've got issues.
Blitz: Oh, you're just jealous, causing I look better in them than you do.
Y/n shakes his head and walks out the door, closes the door awkwardly, and then he spotted Loona lying on her belly on the couch. On her phone. He walks up to her, gets on her back, laying on top of her, she glances. Back at her
Loona: You okay?
Y/n: Just need to get something, get what I saw in that office.
Loona tilted her head as y/n moved his hand on her belly.
Loona: Why.
Y/n: You don't want to know.
Loona: Come on, I know it's Blitzo, but it can't.
Y/n: He was wearing a Thong.
Loona widens her eyes, now grossed out. And I'm going to have nightmares.
Loona: Okay, forget I asked.
Y/n: I'm going to be forever scared.
Y/n shivered, Loona got a good idea. She then put her phone away. Y/n then gets up.
Loona: I know, just the right medicine, for that.
Y/n was about to say something when Loona pulled him down to her. Catching him off guard. Before he could say something, loona put her lips on his, and he closed his eyes they were then in a makeout session. They separated.
Loona: Did that make you feel better?
Y/n: Yes, yes, it did.
Y/n then goes back to kissing her. She fully accepts it, pushing her down on her back. While kissing y/n slides his left hand down Her belly to her torso, he got between her legs and started to rub her crotch loona gasped.
Loona: Mmm,
Loona spread her legs open. To let y/n do his work. They were now sticking their tongues in each other's mouth. Y/n then puts his hand on her crop top. Grabbing her breast. She moans as her belly stretches
Loona: Go a head squeeze them.
Y/n was about to get business when Moxxie blew an air horn next to them.
Y/n: Moxxie the hell!
Moxxie: both know the rules no, Pda.
Loona: Fuck off! Fatty, we can make out when we feel like it!
Just then, they heard a mega phone going off coming from the office, blitzo was shouting through it.
Blitz: M N M get in here, we're going to Loo Loo land
Moxxie pokes his head in confusion.
Moxxie: Loo Loo Land?
Millie passes Loona and y/n, who were now annoyed, bashing her head through the window.
Millie: Loo Loo Land!
Y/n: What da fuck is, Loo Loo land?
Blitz: Loo Loo Land!
Loona growls.
Loona: SHUT DA FUCK UP!
Y/n looks at Loona curious about Loo Loo land.
Y/n: What's Loo Loo land?
Loona: Hell's version of Disney world. It's a lame theme park instead of the happiest place in hell it's the deadliest place in hell.
Y/n: Well, I guess we'll be alone
Loona blushes to know what he meant her tail wags.
Loona: Well, that is true.
Blitz: Sorry, loonie, but y/n's has to go with us.
Y/n and Loona widened their eyes, then grew annoyed that their moment wasn't going to happen.
Y/n: As long you aren't going to be wearing a Thong, then.
Blitz: Oh, thanks for reminding me y/n!
He goes to the office to change y/n cringes that he's going to have to deal with Blitzo all day he leans back to Loona's breast groaning.
Y/n: I'm going to need a lot of bleach.
Loona licks his face.
Loona: Hey, how about I go with you. That makes you feel better.
Y/n blushes, wraps his arms around Loona's waist, giving it a good scratching.
Y/n: Better than seeing Blitzo in a Thong than yes.
Loona: *whispers* Don't worry, I'll cover your eyes if something weird happens
Y/n kisses Loona on the lips, and she returns it. He's glad that Loona was going with him or he would be having a nightmare in real life.
Blitzo came out with a Thong on y/n, and I didn't bother to look. Neither did loona.
Blitz: I almost forgot my pants.
He walks to the laundry room to go get them to go get them. Inside, he had a whole collection of thongs. Loona and y/n are just standing there looking at all of them.
Y/n: Okay, I'm burning those.
Loona: Don't forget to invite me. I can't stop seeing him in that.
Y/n then yanks her tail, pulls her closer to him with a smile, putting his hand on her ass squeezing it. Making loona laugh.
Y/n: Let's just make out until everyone is ready to go.
Loona: You read my mind.
Loona leans down to y/n and kisses him on the lips. Y/n did the same. Loona picks him up to her level, causing him to laugh. Wrapped his legs around her carve hips.
Loona: Did I tell you that your kiss great.
Y/n: So do you.
They both explore each other's body. Y/n rubbing Loona's back from up and down. Loona was enjoying herself. Gives him love bites. Then, he gives him licks to the cheek y/n pats her on the butt squeezes it, making her moan. Her tail was wagging at a fast pace
Loona: Careful, or you'll be turning this into a sex session
Y/n put his left hand to her shirt, slips under it, playing with her left pink tit.
Y/n: May be when we get back.
Blitz: Hey! Sex birds were burning day light! Money is waiting.
Y/n drops to the floor smiles at loona.
Y/n: welp, let's go.
Loona and y/n walked out the door to the van. Loona sat down on her side. Y/n notices there wasn't any room.
Loona: You can sit on my lap if you want.
Y/n smiles climbs into the van, then onto her lap, they both kissed again on the way. Leaving Blit, annoyed. While Millie thought it was cute. As they drive off. A strange hellhound notice y/n.
???Hello, cutie.
A/n: Next time on helluva human
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