CHEESECAKE | kageyama.t

CHAPTER 22

I had been able to get through the first 2 classes with only a few phones shoved in my face. It honestly wasn't too bad since I was bracing myself for it anyways, but I was so tired. My head was on my desk as I pretended to take notes and I quietly groaned "Lord please let this class end already.."

While the teacher was babbling on about the importance of mosquitos in the ecosystem, I drew little doodles on my notebook and on my hand before deciding to risk it and pulled out my phone to send a message to the big gc. I heard a phone vibrate from behind me and looked back to see Tsukishima glaring at me.

balz🤤

hiya folks😆
oh tsukki hates me

tsukishima
get off the damn phone bruh

youre not my dad🔥🔥‼️

yaku
are we not supposed to be in class🤨

Tobi<33
we are🗣️🗣️

daichi
then get off your phones
hello

caca balz
party pooper
man this school thing is so boring

tanaka
real
i saw we all drop out and start a gang

yukie
atp i agree
wtf is a quadratic equation
why is there quadratic functions with it
a bit extra if you ask me

tsukishima
i think youre all just stupid
hot take🤯🥶

shut up musty
dont talk to my girlfriend like that😡

yukie
tell him y/n😣

noya poo
what would the gang name be?

suga
there wont be a gang.

i say we call it the booty lickers
oh.
yeah hes right no gang.

shoyo
why booty lickers🙁

iwa
idk ab you but id be pretty scared if someone said the booty lickers pulled up outside my house

yachi
yk i see it tbh

yamaguchi
what if we broke up into factions
so there would also be toe ticklers

makki
OH AND NIPPLE SUCKERS

kuroo
what about the ball shavers🤔

daichi
THERE IS NO GANG.

kenma
can yall be QUIET
IM TRYNA SLEEP DAMN

akagi
arent you in gym?😭

kenma
i dont see your point

Tobi<33
man wtf even is this class
talking bout some "exponential growth"
okay fatty💀💀

lev
THATS WILDDD

I AINT NEVER HEARD THAT ONE BEFORE😭😭

tanaka
NAH WHAT😭

tsukishima
I ACTUALLY DONT BELIEVE I READ THAT RIGHT

shoyo
get new glasses dipshit

tsukishima
im gonna fling you out the window do not play w me

kaori
did yall know that snails have penises AND vaginas
so they like
fuck each other
simultaneously

noya poo
HUHHH??