AOT roleplay scenarios

Killer son

Random Gorgeous Freckled Spanish Women: *walks up to Reiner* oh hello there, you look like a life size doll that my son made. *She says smiling*

Reiner: *little flattered* uh thank you, I'm flattered.

RGFSW: *still smiling* yeah, he likes to stab it over a million times saying, 'Die Reiner, Die Reiner' on repeat.

Reiner: *is horrified* does your son happen to be Porco Galliard?

RGFSW: No, but he is sleeping with him.

Reiner: is it Colt Grives?

RGFSW: whose Colt?

Marco's mother: it's Marco Bodt. My son is Marco Bodt.

Reiner: *points to her and smiles* ayyyye

Marco's mother: *does the same*

Reiner: *wiggling his finger playfully* I should've known from the freckles.

Marco's Mother: you should've known from the freckles *giggling playfully*

Reiner: yeah *chuckling*

Marco's mother: *says with a serious face and voice* now I'm gonna kill you.