AOT roleplay scenarios

no Eren

Eren: Levi, I'm in love with you, be my boyfriend. *Eren yells*

Levi: *stares at Eren* no

Eren: *shocked my Levi's response* excuse me!? I know you want me and you're playing hard to get. You know you want it *winks*

Levi: *shakes his head slowly*

Eren: you're into me, I know it, let's date. *Eren says firmly*

Levi: no, that will not be happening. *Takes a sip of tea*

Eren: We are boyfriends *Eren says*

Levi: no we are not *he says getting pissed with Eren.*

Eren: why not?!

Levi: you're 15 and I'm 30.

Eren: sooo... Age is just a number.

Levi: and jail is just a room, and I prefer not to be in that room. *Levi says blandly*

Eren: We just won't tell anyone about our relationship. So we are now boyfriends, I said so.

Levi: Eren, you are not getting this. If I date you, I'll be a pedofile and that is the worst things you can be called, also, for a relationship to be a relationship, both people must consent to be in that relationship. I'm not consenting to be in a relationship with you. *Levi explains*

Eren: let's wait till I'm a legal adult *Eren walks off*

4 years later

Eren: Hey Levi, I'm a legal adult now, we can date now. *Eren says proudly*

Levi: your brain hasn't fully matured yet, and so technically, You are still a child and your brain is still developing. I still can't date you, it would just be wrong. I am also 100% sure that you are not ready for a relationship. Plus normal people would see it and think that I was grooming you *Levi explains*

Eren: it can still work! *Eren yells*

Levi: I was in a relationship with Erwin, I'm not ready to move on. You can't force me to move on.

(A/n: Levi and Erwin was rumoured to be canon, and apparently they have dated only for a few months before Erwin died, like I said this is just a rumour)

Eren: well how come some fans ship you with my brother?! *Eren yells*

Levi: because his brain has finished developing, he has matured. And mine and his age gap is much, much smaller then the one between us, that's why it's acceptable. But some fans think it's in a grey area, I personally don't. *Levi says*

(A/n: for the ereri shippers, please stop shipping ereri)