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The Kid Icarus Book of Randomness

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I made a Sonic Book of Randomness, a Friday Night Funkin Book of Randomness, a Danganronpa Book of Randomness, and a Cuphead Book of Randomness, and now it's time to add a new addition to the Randomness family: The Kid Icarus Book of Randomness!

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Kid Icarus: Tales From Above: Episode Three: Palutena's Dinner Party

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Palutena: Pit, checklist please!
Pit: Got it, Lady Palutena! [He pulled out a checklist and a pen. He, Palutena, and Dark Pit were getting ready for a dinner party with the Forces of Nature, Magnus, and Pyrrhon] Alright! Tablecloth!
Palutena: Check!
Pit: Silverware!
Palutena: Check!
Pit: Clean temple!
Palutena: Check!
Pit: Guests!
Palutena: They should be here any minute now!
Pit: Dinner!
Palutena: Everyone is bringing something of their own! I'm gonna start making dinner shortly!

                            

                                Palutena: Everyone is bringing something of their own! I'm gonna start making dinner shortly!
                            
                              
                              
                                
                                  
                                  
                                
                              
                             
                            

                            

                              
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Dark Pit: Uh... Are you sure it's a good idea for you to be making dinner, Palutena?
Palutena: What do you mean, Dark Pit?
Dark Pit: Every time you try to make dinner, things end up going... haywire...
Palutena: Oh, Dark Pit! You shouldn't focus on the past! I assure you that nothing's gonna go wrong this time!
Dark Pit: We'll see about that...
Palutena: Besides, I kinda made a bet with Viridi that if I could make dinner without having anything explode, she would have to give her a spa day, and the other way around...
Dark Pit: Of course you did...
Pit: I can't wait for the dinner party! There's gonna be delicious food, good friends, and best of all, Phosphora's gonna be here!
Palutena: Oh yeah! You have feelings for her, right?
Pit: [He blushed] Umm... Well... She's a very good friend... That's what I mean!
Palutena: Is that it? Because I remember you telling me one time that--
Pit: LADY PALUTENA!!!! [Both Dark Pit and Palutena laughed at Pit's embarrassment]

                            

                                Pit: LADY PALUTENA!!!! [Both Dark Pit and Palutena laughed at Pit's embarrassment]
                            
                              
                              
                                
                                  
                                  
                                
                              
                             
                            

                            

                              
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