I made a Sonic Book of Randomness, a Friday Night Funkin Book of Randomness, a Danganronpa Book of Randomness, and a Cuphead Book of Randomness, and now it's time to add a new addition to the Randomness family: The Kid Icarus Book of Randomness!
Before we start, I just wanna say that I know the true origin of why Pit can't fly is based on Icarus from Greek Mythology, the angel who flew too close to the sun. I just wanted to write my own backstory.
TRIGGER WARNING: THE FOLLOWING CHAPTER CONTAINS MENTIONS OF ABLEISM AND SUICIDE ENCOURAGEMENT, BOTH OF WHICH I DO NOT CONDONE!!!! IF YOU ARE SENSITIVE TO THESE TOPICS, IT WOULD BE IN YOUR BEST INTEREST TO CLICK OFF THIS CHAPTER!!!!!
It was a beautiful morning in Skyworld, and two angels, one white and one black named Pit and Dark Pit were running around the temple, chasing each other playfully.
Pit: Can't catch me, Pittoo!
Dark Pit: Oh yes I can! And quit calling me that! [He flew quicky towards Pit and tackled him to the ground] Gotcha!
Pit: AUGH!!!! Aww... No fair... You can fly... [A few days after Dark Pit moved in with Pit and Palutena, Palutena found out that Dark Pit still had some of Pandora's powers, allowing him to still fly]
Dark Pit: Hey, you never said I couldn't fly...
Pit: I shouldn't have to...
Dark Pit: Okay... I'm sorry... I won't fly next time.
Pit: Good! Wanna play again?
Dark Pit: Sure! [Just as they were about to play again, a few centurions flew up to them] Centurions?
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Certurion: Good morning, boys!
Pit: Morning, Centurions!
Certurion: We came to ask Dark Pit if he would like to train with us.
Dark Pit: Sure.
Pit: Wait... Just Pittoo... Why just him...? What about me...? You're captain...?
Centurion: Sorry, Captain. But we need someone who can fly. You can't.
Pit: It was never like that before Pittoo got here...
Centurion: Well, ever since Dark Pit did get here, it's been more fun to train with him, you know. It's more fun to train with someone who can actually fly. [This caused Pit and get offended, and for Dark Pit to get a bit upset]
![Dark Pit: Sure! [Just as they were about to play again, a few centurions flew up to them] Centurions?](https://img.wattpad.com/aeadf2e0acb9efa4caf1292828fc1377356a0749/68747470733a2f2f73332e616d617a6f6e6177732e636f6d2f776174747061642d6d656469612d736572766963652f53746f7279496d6167652f6f4c7174384d6553466843674c773d3d2d313435313535393538362e313764623233623630643466653036313239303434323230323039312e706e67?s=fit&w=720&h=720)
![Dark Pit: Pit, wait! [He glared at the centurions] That wasn't nice!](https://img.wattpad.com/e273ccb0d1b0eb7e45502b6ffcf7d18bbd8a1ffa/68747470733a2f2f73332e616d617a6f6e6177732e636f6d2f776174747061642d6d656469612d736572766963652f53746f7279496d6167652f7961766c5873304661697a356a513d3d2d313435313535393538362e313764623233636338393933356132363930333430363837393839352e706e67?s=fit&w=720&h=720)
