I made a Sonic Book of Randomness, a Friday Night Funkin Book of Randomness, a Danganronpa Book of Randomness, and a Cuphead Book of Randomness, and now it's time to add a new addition to the Randomness family: The Kid Icarus Book of Randomness!
It was another morning in Skyworld, and Pit, Dark Pit, and Palutena were eating breakfast.
Pit: Mmm! I love it when you make pancakes, Lady Palutena!
Dark Pit: I must say, for someone who's cooking misses most of the time, your baking is out of Skyworld!
Palutena: [Giggles] I'm glad you enjoy breakfast, you two! Also Pittoo, my cooking doesn't miss THAT often!
Dark Pit: Tell that to the spaghetti you burnt last night.
Palutena: Oh, whatever! I'm just glad that I get to be a good baker! [Hears a knock on the door] Hmm? Who could that be?
Pit: [Stands up] Best go find out! [He ran to the door and opened it, seeing a certain sea god] P-Posiden?
Posiden: Greetings, young lad. Might I see Lady Palutena for a moment?
Pit: Oh, of course! [Calling for his goddess] Lady Palutena!!! Lord Posiden's here to see you!
Palutena: Coming! [She ran to Pit and Posiden] Lord Posiden! Long time, no see! [Curtseys]
Posiden: [Bows] Indeed, Lassie.
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Palutena: So what may I help you with, Posiden?
Posiden: I'm glad you asked. It's about the sirens and mermaids.
Pit: No way! Sirens and mermaids are both real?! I thought they were just mythical!
Posiden: They are indeed real, lad.
Palutena: I know what you're getting at with this, Posiden...
Pit: Huh?
Posiden: I see. Mind explaining to the young lad? [Motions to Pit]
Palutena: Long ago, the sirens and mermaids lived in harmony until the mermaids got a new ruler. King Coralo. His Highness hated sirens with a burning passion, so much so that he created a cult of mermaids to exterminate the sirens. It happened long ago, and many sirens lost their lives that day...
Posiden: Fortunately, the sirens were able to repopulate enough to go back to how they were before the extermination. Unfortunately, King Coralo plans to have another extermination in a few days.
Pit: T-That's horrible! W-Why would the mermaids do this?!
Palutena: Mermaids and sirens never had the best relationship. Mostly due to the evil tendencies of the sirens in the past, but not all sirens are like that, such as the sirens living happily in the ocean. Unfortunately, King Coralo refuses to acknowledge that...
Posiden: Indeed. That's why we need to stop King Coralo and save the sirens, and I was wondering if Pit and Dark Pit were up for the task.
Pit: Anything to save innocent sirens! I'm sure Pittoo would agree, too!
