South Park: BUT HORNIER (One-shots)

Kyle x Heidi/reader #1: Happiness

Artist credit: FoxyDodo on Tumblr

NOTE: On the meaning of "Heidi/reader"- this is written from the 2nd person [you, your, etc.] perspective as if it's the reader's experience. However, using Heidi's name and attributes. (TBH, idk how to categorize this)

Pairing: Kyle (top) x Heidi/reader (bottom)
Synopsis: You're feeling terrible after your break up with Cartman. Luckily, your good friend Kyle has ideas on how to make you feel better...
Words: 2,800+

** Bold marks when the smut begins.

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You lie in the fetal position on your side, in bed, nestled under the soft orange blanket. Tucked tightly into your arms is your favorite stuffed animal, a purple tiger you've had since elementary. You absent-mindedly pet it while staring out the window, watching rain pour onto the lawn.

Mm.. I wonder if Tweak Bros will still be open in this weather.. I guess it's not too bad. Hopefully, anyway. The only thing I have to look forward to is meeting Kyle...

Tears prickle in your eyes at the thought. It's been really fun hanging out with him, like really, really fun. But you do still miss your girlfriends. They're still mad and haven't forgiven you for your behavior.

Heidi, You sigh at yourself. It's your fault you're in this situation. No more crying. Enough is enough.

You grumble while grabbing your phone off the nightstand and check the time. Relief washes over you, glad for the distraction. It's finally time to start getting ready.

First, though, you text Kyle to make sure you're still on for the..

Date? We're just hanging out.

You: hey, ky. we still hanging out?

A minute later, Kyle: Of course! :-) I'm getting ready to leave right now. Is that alright?.

It's so nice that he always replies so quickly.

You: mhm, i just wanted to make sure before i got up from loafing in bed...

Kyle: Haha, that's fair. Are you sure you don't need a ride or anything?

You: yeppers. i have my scooter!

Kyle: Yeah, but you'll get all wet in the rain :( I wouldn't want you to get sick.

You: kyyyy, stop worrying sm for me!! i'll be fine. i'mma go get dressed rn.

You put down your flip-phone and roll out of bed, padding across your room to your dresser. After putting on a comfortable bralette and pink t-shirt instead of your violet pajama set, you stare at your options for bottoms.

Your brows furrow in annoyance. I need to buy more pants... They all feel tight around my thighs after the goddamn "Cartman-diet". I can't believe he told me that KFC was vegan...

You take out some black leggings and a plum-colored skirt that matches the flower on your beanie. When you're finished dressing, you go into the bathroom and brush your teeth.

Looking into the mirror, you snarl your nose. Ugh, my hair's so messy.. I guess Kyle won't care.. But it's still embarrassing.

You brush it quickly, then put it into low pigtails. Alright, I need to hurry and get out of here...

Grabbing your mini-backpack and keys on the way, you run downstairs. Classic Heidi beanie, green coat, red mittens, and black boots, and you're all ready.

Riding a scooter out in the rain maybe wasn't the best idea. However, there's little traffic, and you're not a bad driver, so you manage to get to the coffeehouse without injury.