South Park: BUT HORNIER (One-shots)

Creekenny #1: One Night

Artist credit: @ gokiburj on X

Pairing: Kenny & Craig (tops) x Tweek (bottom)
Synopsis: Kenny and Craig are tired of their crush's indecisiveness, so they decide to let him try out both of their bodies.
Words: 2,400+
** Bold marks when the smut begins.

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Tweek hums while sweeping the wooden floors of the coffeehouse. It's late out, and all the windows of the nearby shops are already dark. He's the last person again, working the closing shift like always. Though, it doesn't bother him.

After a long day of school or whatever else he has to do, Tweek Bros is his happy place. When no one else is around, he's his calmest. Things are simple, familiar, and repetitive, allowing a rare focus to wash over him. None of the regular distractions.

It makes him proud too, how his father always praises how spotless the place is each morning. All in juxtaposition to his usual clumsy and messiness. Tweek smiles, lost in thought.

Suddenly, there's a loud tapping noise against the glass of the front door.

"GAH," Tweek shrieks, whipping his head around and dropping the broom.

His eyes wide, he stares at the two figures standing outside. It takes him a second to process before he recognizes the orange parka and fur hood, the blue coat and chullo hat...

Kenny and Craig-? What are they doing here?? Unless, He shudders, considering the possibility that they've come to rob the store!

Mind racing, he wrings his hands together anxiously while biting his lip.

Almost as if reading his mind, Kenny calls out, "Open the door, dude! We're not gonna rob you."

"G-gah, o-okay." He walks to the door, apprehensively unlocking and swinging it open, allowing the two to step inside.

"W-what do you want?" He squawks, peering up at them.

Ken is tall, and Craig is about average height, but the two both still tower over Tweek, with him being one of the shortest boys in school.

It's so weird that they're here together. I thought that they didn't like each other very much...

"We wanna hang out, silly!" Kenny reaches out, pinching his nose, which makes Tweek blush.

"We want to talk to you about something, but we should go somewhere else." Craig says.

"Huh? W-what? Where?"

"My parents took Tricia on a weekend camping trip so my place is free."

"Oh, um." Tweek gulps, thinking about being all alone with them...

Kenny drapes an arm around his shoulder, "C'mon, Tweaky. I promise it'll be fun." He winks.

Tweek's heart runs along a little faster, just like how it always does when Kenny does embarrassing things like that.

"Ah, o-okay.." Tweek puts the rest of the cleaning materials he had out away and places his apron on a hook in the back before following the two boys outside.

Everything that boy has is fucking blue. I should play him that Eiffel 65 song later.. Tweek snickers to himself, recognizing Craig's dark blue sedan in the parking lot.

Craig pulls out his keys, pressing a button to unlock the doors before settling into the driver's seat. Kenny skips ahead and pulls the other side's front door open, gesturing for him to take the seat.

This action causes a blush to creep up Tweek's cheeks, "Erm, thank you." He says, sliding in.

The ride to Craig's house is short, but the others still start bickering.