South Park: BUT HORNIER (One-shots)

Bunny #1 (pt.1): $30 Check

Artist credit: Pxndie on DeviantArt

Pairing: Butters & Kenny
Synopsis: Butters shyly approaches Kenny for a "favor" after having little luck with girls...
Words: 900+
** Bold marks when the smut begins.

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Butters stands in front of his bathroom mirror, staring at himself and chewing on his bottom lip. He tugs at the gray sweater he's wearing, deciding he doesn't like it.

"Aw man, I don't know what to wear.." He whines out loud to himself while returning to his bedroom to flip through his closet some more.

All over his bed and floor, there were already tons of clothes and hangers strewn about, all of which he had decided against. His parents would be pissed if they ever saw his room in such disarray.

Finally, he huffs and decides on a plain white t-shirt, decent fitting blue jeans, white vans, and a hoodie in his signature color, turquoise.

Before leaving his house, he makes sure to reapply deodorant, brush his teeth, and even puts on a spritz of the cologne his mom had gotten him for his birthday.

He gets into his dark green sedan and drives to Stark's Pond, where he had arranged to meet his old friend, Kenny. It was the middle of summer, so most of the snow in South Park had melted, and it was warm enough to hang out outside comfortably.

As Butters walks out to the lake, he smiles, seeing Kenny sitting on a bench in the distance. His back is turned, but Butters can tell he's watching a few ducks swimming in the water.

When he gets closer, Butters pauses, wanting to watch him for a little longer. After he outgrew his orange parka in middle school, he'd gotten one of those dark brown jackets, a flannel pattern on the inside. It doesn't have a hood, so he now wore a matching beanie instead.

Butters had seen in class that he'd accessorized it with pins from a bunch of alt-rock bands he likes, which he thought was cool, even though he personally prefers classical music.

Man, Kenny is really awesome, and he's a good guy too- He thinks to himself, gulping, feeling ashamed about what he plans to ask.

"Butters?" Kenny had turned around and was looking at him, raising the dark brows that contrasted his dirty blonde hair.

"Aah, hi-hi!!" He yelps, scratching his neck awkwardly. "I- I'm sorry, I didn't mean to stare, I was just-"

"You're good." Kenny smiles and pats the bench beside him, signaling him to sit down so he does.

"So? What favor did you ask me here for, Leo?"

Pausing for a few seconds before speaking, "W-well, you see, I haven't been very successful with the ladies, and, so.." He trails off.

"Yeah," Kenny says, "Okay dude, so, what do you want me to do? Or are you just asking for advice..?"

"N-no, I.. well, we're close to becoming men a-and most of the other guys have- b-but not me, and-"

"Ah, is this a sexual favor?"

".. Y-Yes." Butters replies bluntly.

"Mm, blowjob?" To which he nods, lowering his face to avoid making eye contact.

"Did you bring me money?"

"Y-yes. $30, is that enough?" Butters says while fishing it out of his pocket.

"Dude, really, a check?" Kenny's brows are furrowed, looking down at the paper Butters had handed over.

"U-um, I-I can drive you to the bank to cash it if you need!"

Kenny shrugs, "I guess that'll work."

"K-Kenny, are you sure you're okay with this? Y'know what, it's okay, you- you can just have the money, I'm sorry."

Kenny laughs shortly before leaning over and grabbing his chin so their blue eyes meet, Kenny's a much deeper shade.

He pinches his nose, "It's fine, man. Considering my reputation for doing anything, you're not the first guy to ask..."

"Really?"

"Yes, now let's go. I don't wanna get arrested for indecent exposure and prostitution out in the open." Grabbing his hand, he pulls him away, behind some trees.

Without hesitation, he gets right down to business, dropping to his knees. He pops the button on Butter's jeans and unzips them before pulling them down.

He does the same with his blue boxers, a little smirk touching his lips, "I didn't think it would be big..."

Butters wrings his hands, "Y-you've thought about my penis before??"

"Maybe~" Any further questions Butters would have asked escape his mind as Kenny grips his hips and runs his tongue along his shaft.

He starts slow, easing an anxious Butters into the sensations by simply kissing down the length of it before gently massaging it with his hands and sucking on his balls a little.

"You ready for more?" He says calmly, peering up at him, mouth still against his manhood.

Eyes wide, Butters nods quickly, "P-please, Kenny!"

He immediately takes all of him into his mouth and down his throat, barely gagging. Oh gosh, he really is a pro...

As Kenny bobs his head up and down his length, he also swirls his tongue around it. Using his excess saliva as lube, he begins jerking him off, overstimulating the hell out of Butters.

The wet warmth of his mouth makes Butters throw his head back, moaning in ecstasy, while grasping Kenny's hair and continuously whimpering things like, "Y-yes, please, yes".

Suddenly- very quickly, actually, his body can no longer take it.

"I'm-" He doesn't even manage to get the words out before he shudders, feeling sparks of pleasure everywhere as he releases into Kenny's mouth.

Sweating and panting like a dog, he looks down and sees the dirty blonde grinning up at him, showing off the sexy gap in his teeth. Butters reaches down, offering his hand to help him up.

When Kenny stands, he startles Butters by grabbing his shirt collar and yanking him closer. He kisses him roughly.

Before the other boy says anything, he steps away, spits on the ground, and starts walking. About 20 feet away, he turns around and winks, waving him goodbye before continuing.

"Holy fucking shit." Butters whispers, face scarlet red.

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A/N: I like this ship a lot, and it was requested, but for whatever reason, I'm having a REALLY hard time coming up with concepts for them. GAHH. Will be a sorta pt. 2 to this, though~
I just realized this is kinda similar to the last chapter, and it's a lot shorter since it's just the 1 blowie. Hope it's still good :((
In addition to the drafts I mentioned last time, I also have 1 for Dip and anotherr Style.