WIND BREAKER | Headcanons

Teasing the reader

Haruka Sakura

He's not the type of person to go out of his way to see someone melt into a puddle of ice cream, he's not going to lie, he doesn't actually see much of a reason to go tease someone, especially the girl he likes. Because why would he want to tease someone that he's interested in? He wants to treat them with respect.

Instead of purposely trying to make you squabble and look like you took the hottest shower on Earth, the closest way he teases you is by playfully arguing with you or saying facts about yourself.

If you're minding your business, he'll say in the most calmest voice,

"Your skirt suits you better."

"Something smells good, is that you?"

"Haah—? What do you mean you don't look good today?"

It doesn't click in his head that's not something anyone should generally say especially face to face with the person they like, if you're in a tangent about the things you don't like about yourself, he twists his head in confusion and puts his face right in front of yours to try to find out why you're turning red and telling him to stop.

And he doesn't stop till you push him away.

Hajime Umemiya

If he really wanted to tease you with no consequences, he would, but for the sake of his reputation and your life expectancy, his teasing is still pretty obvious and cocky but a little toned down. Even coming from a guy like him who makes sure everyone is okay, he still has a rebellious side that likes to push your buttons.

He likes to act like he doesn't know what's making you so shy, touching you in places and rubbing his hands ever so slowly against your skin to make you jump. He'll whisper in your ear, saying,

"Why're you so red hm [Name]?"

All while acting oblivious on purpose, it feeds into his ego and gets off on the way you starting stuttering, tripping over your words, start to grow quiet around him, and the best part for him is the look on your face.

He'll stop if you ask him to though, even so, it might take him a while to pry off of you.

Toma Hiragi

He's also an egotistical ballsack of a man, so yes, he finds it amusing to tease you until you forget how to breathe around him.

Mentioned before, he has a thing for shy girls, and if you happen to be shy, his teasing is much more worse because of how easy it is to make you go red.

He's around the same level, if not—worse than Umemiya when it comes to teasing, expect him to playfully insult you.

"Someone needs a little help hm?" He hums right next to your ear while towering over you. He could go on for hours saying how hopeless you are without him, and then begins to start saying things like,

"Do you really need me that much [Name]?"

"Stop it!" You hit him on the centre of his back.

Ren Kaji

The way he teases is by straight up insulting you. It's not like Hiragi where you can tell he's joking and just messing around, but when it comes to Kaji, if you mess up on something or need help from specifically him, he will grin to himself feeling like an emperor and will use that against you for 2 whole days before gradually forgetting about it.

"Seems like somebody misses me already," He says with the slightest grin on his face.

He won't really say anything while trying to make you red, instead he'll look at you making you question what his problem is.