Ned Flanders x Reader x Gojo Satoru

honest thoughts

your mothers name: suzanne
your fathers name: benson
Ned's wife name: mona

authors note again just a reminder, everytime it's in bold writing it's you talking in your head!! 😝

you, your father and Ned watch the football game for 10 minutes before you're interrupted by your mothers familiar voice.

"Benson, turn off that game! Dinner is ready." Your mother says, putting her hands on her hips. Your father smiles and walks up to your mother to give her a quick kiss. "I can't wait to eat the dinner you prepared my love" your father says. They walk hand in hand inside giggling. You watch them go in disgust, seeing ned look at you in the corner of your eye.

"shall we?" He gives you a soft, warm smile. Your eyes slightly widen and your heart quickly paces. "oh uh yeah." you feel your cheeks warm up a little and you walk with Ned inside.

as you walk into the dining room, you see a woman with shoulder length curly hair approach you with wide arms. "Y/N! It's nice to meet you, I'm neds wife mona." "Oh.. um." You stare at her blankly, quickly observing her pink lipstick and bright blue eyeshadow.

I knew he had a wife, but really seeing her up close like this makes me really realise and feel guilty of the way I feel.

"you must really have a fever huh? I didn't mean to overwhelm you cutie I'm sorry." She looks at you concerned. You force a smile "no, it's alright.. where are your sons?" "Rod and Todd? Oh! Those little menaces are off to their Boy Scout camp.. a blessing for them to be away I needed a break." Mona sighs, putting her hand to her forehead in stress. You nod and smile. "Come on eat mona!" Your mother says. "gosh suzanne you are bossy!" Mona says sarcastically. "That's why I love her" your father says smiling proudly. "You guys are so gross." You say. Ned smiles at your comment. "You'll be in love one day y/n and you'll be experiencing all this gross stuff" your mother says. You make a weird expression "please stop talking.." you say and take a seat at the table.

Ned sits beside you, you both make eye contact as he lowers into his seat. You shake your head and face your plate, quickly towering food upon your plate. Ned watches you a little worried but also fascinated at how nervous you are because of him.

for majority of the dinner, you sat there slowly eating your food listening to all the adults talk amongst themselves.

"Oh gosh, suzanne you have to come to the tennis club I attend! It's so fun and you can meet so many people." Mona says, smiling excitedly. You glance at Ned and notice his head lowers with a frown. This leaves you curious.

why did Ned get upset at that?

"I just might have to! benson we should go!"  Your mother turns to your father excited. "Maybe, I don't wanna do my knee." Your father jokes. Ned seems to get more upset as they continue talking.

after you all finish eating, Ned and your father go back into the pool house to finish watching the football match whilst you help your mother and mona clean up. "so, y/n, do you have a boyfriend? crush?" Mona asks, smiling. You smile awkwardly and shake your head. "uh, I'm not interested.. guys are really immature." "ahh so you'd prefer an older man?" She smiles teasingly. You choke on your own saliva and blush. "Mona, you know my girl wouldn't do that." Your mother rolls her eyes. You sigh in relief. Mona giggles.

You three finish up cleaning. "Suzanne, mind if i speak to your daughter alone?" Mona asks. "Of course, don't teach her anything bad. Oooo I'll go find my wedding pictures to show you whilst you both talk!" Your mother runs upstairs. You bite your lip awkwardly. "Well.." mona sits down on the couch.

shit, does she already know?

"your mother tells me she's worried about you, she says you won't talk to her" "did she tell you to talk to me?" You ask. "No, no. I wanted to talk to you on my own will. I wanna help you. How're you liking your new school?" You shrug. She smiles warmly at you. "You know, Ned is a really good father to our children, without him I don't know what I'd do.. he's always there for him and sacrifices his time for them. I can't be like him and I'll openly admit that. He hopes that when they come of your age they can go to him when they're in trouble. That's all your mother wants too y/n" when mona mentioned Ned being a father your mind goes blank. You feel sick in the stomach. Guilt for feeling this way? Or because you know you can't have him? Or maybe it's both.

Your mother comes down, carrying a box of old photos. "I hope you didn't say anything bad mona." Your mother says smiling. "I don't feel well" you say, running off to the pool house. Your mother and mona share a look.

"Hey sweet pea, everything okay?" Your dad asks. You nod and sit on the couch, hugging a cushion. Ned looks at you worried.  You get bored of the football game and fall asleep.

about two or so hours later, you wake up. Your dad is knocked out on the other end of the couch and Ned is outside, sitting on one of the outside chairs. You go out to him curiously. "Ned..?" "Y/n?" He smiles.

Hes drunk.

suddenly Ned sits up quickly, putting a hand over his mouth. You quickly get into action and help him to the bathroom.

You sit beside him as he's hung over the toilet seat. "why did you drink so much?" You ask, sighing. He laughs and puts his hand on his head. "I guess I got a little upset." He says. "because of your wife?" He looks at you surprised. "You noticed?" "Yeah.." "I think she's cheating on me at her stupid club thing. I try not to acknowledge my actual theories because I just wanna focus on being a good dad.. fighting wouldn't be good for the kids." "I see. To me, it seems like you're a really good dad.. im sure your sons love you a lot." You move closer and wipe his mouth with some cloth. You both maintain eye contact for almost a minute. "You're really beautiful, you know that?" He says. Your heart races so fast you feel as if it could jump out of your chest any second. You can't do anything but look into his eyes. "y-you're drunk." You blurt out of nervousness. "I'm still conscious. I'm not that light of a drinker." He says in a gentle tone, not breaking the eye contact. He places his hand lightly on your cheek. "Are you scared?" He whispers. You shake your head softly. He leans in further and kisses you deeply.

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