Elasticdroid oneshots

Drunk

Hearing Droid finally wrap up his drinking stream, I thought I should head upstairs to see the damage he had done to himself, and as I set foot on the last step, I was greeted by a dog named Oso and a very cheery guy.

"Is that my beautiful girlfriend?" he yells as he walks to me and picks me up. "What have you been up to?" He asks while he puts me down, "I was just getting ready for bed. You should too; it's late." I tell him "Alright, I'll go shower real quick." I nod in agreement as we head downstairs.

He went to our bathroom, and I stayed in the kitchen to make him a small snack so he could eat before bed, but after minutes had passed, there was still no sign of him.

"Oh no, don't tell he is-" I say as I walk to the bathroom, and when I reach the bathroom, I crack the door and ask, "Droid?" And when there is no response, I swing the door open.

"Are you serious, again?" Droid is sitting on the floor of the shower, asleep. "Droid, I have told you that you can't sleep in the shower," I say as I approach him, and when I reach him, I say, "Droid, get up," while I'm tapping his shoulder.

He opens his eyes slightly, just enough to see me. "There you are," he says, grabbing my hand. "Droid, what are you do-" He pulls me into a hug in the shower, but he is half asleep, so pulling away from him is easy. "Are you serious?" I say as I get up to turn the water off. "Get up, Droid." Now I'm shaking him, so he gets up.

"What's going on? Where am I? Why are you wet?" He dares to ask me, "I'm wet because when I was trying to wake you up, you pulled me in with you." "Oh, my bad G," is all he says to me.

"Just finished with your shower," I say as I'm walking to leave the bathroom. "So we can finally go to bed." All he gives me in response is a thumbs up, and then I close the door. "Now I have to change into new pajamas."