Catsushi:A Collection of Stories

Catsushi and Kunikida

It's been a few weeks since the discovery of Atsushi's additional ability. The detectives adored the kid before but now that he can randomly turn into a cat, they became even more fonder of their new member. Kunikida was fine with it except for the fact that their members gets easily distracted by Atsushi in cat form.

Whenever he would randomly transform, they would all simply stop workig and flock to him like bees to honey. If it werent for Kunikida nagging then till they work or manhandling Dazai to bregrudgingly transorm him back,he hardly believes they would ever leave the kid alone.

However, that doesnt necessarily mean that he himself was immune to the cuteness of the little furball that was Catsushi.

Today, they were the only ones in the office with the rest having to either consult with a client, follow up on a lead or if you were Dazai, was probably out looking for a woman to harass to commit double suicide with.

Kunikida was standing, in all his great height and staring down to the pretty eyes of catsushi who turned into a cat after getting frigtened by th loud roaring of a bike outside. The cat had his ears pressed down, sitting on the his desk and having a glaring staring contest with the computer screen in front of him.

Sighing in frustration, Kunikida called up the number of his partner, praying to every god in hopes that the waste-of-bandages would pick up. Alas, luck clearly wasnt( or was it?) on his side.

Great, he was going to be stuck with a fun sized midget cat-version of one of the only diligent workers in the office.

He groaned in annoyance, clicking his tongue as he ran his slender fingers through his silky hair(I sound like a simp-)

"Ok then-" He bent down to reach the cats level as it also mae its way to the floor, looking up at him through pretty eyes.

"Youre gonna be like this for a while, since youre good for nothing mentor isnt picking up"

"Meow"

"Youre paperwork and reports will have to wait"

"Meowwwww"

"But you have to get straight back to them when you turn back, okay?"

"Meow....meow!"

"Only this time though."

"Meow?"

He sighed, realisating hitting him like life itself.

"This is ridiulous, Im having a conversation with a freaking cat."

The said cat in question clearly didnt like his wording as he bumped his head against his knee, biting a bit on the cloth. "ight, sorry" Kunikida blushed, he kinda forgot that it was still Atsushi in there, even if it was his subconsciousness.

He stood back up, makin his way to his desk before he felt Catsushi trailing behind him, he turned back, watching as his eyes looked up at him with a very sweet fondness and even-curiosity?

He let out a breath, sitting on his chair, trying to work whilst the cat was staring daggers into him with his all too innocent looking eyes(I have an obsession with Atsushi's eyes).

He begins working but cant help but get distracted as he watched Catsushi slowly makes his way towards his desk. And suddenly, as hes not paying attention, Catsushi jumps onto his desk, perfectly landing on his kyboard and almost perfectly pressing 'send' on an email for a client he wasnt even done writing-

"ATSUSHI!" He screams out in panic, causing the small things sensitive ears to fold backwards and quickly jump to the other side of the room. He looked at im in fear, ears folded and eyes big and wide. Pretty lavender melting into golden honey. Kunikida watched as he saw the cats face contort, frightened, by him.

"Wait-no-shit" He stepped towards him but Catsushi backed away, looking more guilty that sad now.

"Oh c'mere-" Kunikida spoke, swiftly picking up the cat. Despite its shock, it didnt protest. Infact, as Kunikida sat down, Catsushi cuddled into his lap. Licking his hand in what Kunikida could think would be a way of him to apologize.

"I see why the members like you so much-" He began petting his head, moving his head softly over his fur. The cat in his arms began to purr.

"I read that you can gently lull a cat to sleep this way"

And slowly, and definetely accidently,the cats purring turned out to be a very good lullaby, because Kunikida himself was finding it hard to stay awake.

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Now tell him if hes wrong, but if you walked inside the office and saw Kunikida of all people dozing off at work, you'd think the world was ending to right?

And that was a surprise to even Dazai Osamu himself, as he walked in the office, noticing the missed call.

"Kunikida-ku-"

He paused.

Kunikida Doppo himself was sleeping in the office with a mini little catsushi in his arms, who was, obviously, also sleeping.

Oh he could not miss this-

He urgently took out his phone, quickly taking many pictures.

"Oh I'm definitely sending this on the Catsushi group chat"

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