Catsushi:A Collection of Stories

Chuuatsu/ Shin Soukoku

Pairings: Chuuatsu and Shin soukoku, PLatonic and romantic, slight mentioned soukoku?

Sick sushi au

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Well, this was an interesting situation.

Was all Atsushi could think as he was sitting in his living room with port mafia executive Chuuya Nakahara and his partner in crime, Akutagawa.

How the fuck did they get their? Was a question running through all their heads.

Well, there was only one answer, Dazai.

. . . . 

"Heya chibi!" Dazai spoke through the phone.

"What the hell do you want, mackerel?"

"Well my dear subordinate is sick and I'll need you to take care of my lovely cat"

Chuuya narrows his eyes at that.

"First of all, why the fuck would I agree to that? Second of all, what do you mean 'my cat'"

"Oh ho~ Do I see you getting jealous dear chibi?" Dazai's annoying voice blared in his ears. He swore if he saw that lanky excuse of a man, hed slap his sleezy smug grin off him. A grin that kept Chuuya awake at night.

"I AM NOT. And...how will taking care of your mantiger benefit me?"

"I'll sto bothering you"

...

A good proposition.

But Chuuya knew better than to believe that.

Yet he agreed anyway.

"Sure"

He wondered why he agreed, maybe it was because his stupid heart wouldn't. mind being around a cute weretiger-fluffy-cat-thing for a day. Or maybe it was because he had hope Dazai would actually start not bothering him.

For the sake of his own peace of mind, he'll believe the latter.

. . . .

"Akutagawa," Dazai's voice calm, but a firm tone of indifference attached to it.

"Dazai-san?" Akutagwa's eyes brightened for just a moment, his voiced laced with excitement. For a split second, he could feel his heart race (no I don't ship them but Akutagawa would definitely be excited at the thought of Dazai calling him)

"You mind doing me a favor?" Dazai wondered why he even asked. There wasn't a universe where Akutagawa would say no to him. Perhaps to maintain professionalism? He didn't know.

"Of course"

Oh how Dazai abused the kid's submissiveness towards him.

"My lovely dear subordinate Atsushi," He takes a pause, wondering if hes able to fuel Akutagwa's jealousy.

He hears a hitch in Akutagawa's voice, he is successful.

"Is sick, mind taking care of him for me?" His voice cheery, he knows that the moment he heard that itch in his breath, Akutagawa wouldn't say no.

Not that he would ever say no to him, anyway.

"Of course, Dazai-san"

. . . .

"So youre telling me Dazai-san called both of you to take care of me?"

Chuuya nods, whereas Akutagawa grumbles and looks awy.

Atsushi sighs, "Look, Im really fine, you guys dont need to-" Just as Atsushi gets up from the couch and walks towards them, attempting to push them out of his dorms, his head suddenly feels fuzzy and light. His knees feel heavy, odd, his legs tis over and just as he braces himself for the impact of the floor hitting his head-