Fishy Machinery

this machinery seems kinda fishy

Sergio stood by himself, feeling really tired. The boredom was making him feel more exhausted but he figured that maybe things couldn't get worse.. until it showed up.

A familiar face ran up to Sergio with a smile, it was God Machine. God Machine waved at Sergio despite how he was in front of him. "HII SERGIO!! HI!! HEY!! HELLO!!!"
"HII!! HEEYYY!!! HELLOOO!!! ARE YOU GOING TO SAY HI BACK-"

"What do you want now?" Sergio grumbled as his eyes narrowed while looking at God Machine, he was already annoyed and didn't want to encounter God Machine again.
"SOO.. I WAS THINKING..." God Machine pauses in the middle of his sentence, thinking about what it wanted to say to Sergio, he eventually finished his sentence.
"MAYBE WE SHOULD TRY MAKING A DEAL AGAIN!!"

"no." Sergio answered without any hesitation.
"WHY??" God Machine looked confused.
"I wouldn't do deals with someone who's annoying like you." Sergio rolled his eyes.

"BUT-"
"No." Sergio cuts God Machine off, refusing to let him speak any further about the deal.
God Machine was baffled at how Sergio wasn't letting him speak, he stayed quiet for 10 seconds until he tries to speak again.

"BUT-"
"No."
"SERGIO-"
"No."
"......SER-"
"No."

This was starting to get annoying for God Machine, Sergio felt smug at how he kept silencing God Machine. Sergio believed that since God Machine had always been annoying to him, he felt like God Machine deserved a taste of his own medicine.

"WHY WON'T YOU LET ME FINISH MY SENTENCES? THAT'S QUITE ANNOYING!!" God Machine complained.
"Oh so now it's not okay for me to annoy you back??" Sergio crossed his arms while replying.
"THAT'S JUST MEAN!!" God Machine frowned.
"God Machine, you literally annoy me everytime you see me." Sergio sighed.
"WELL- WAIT I DO?" God Machine tilted his head.
"What." Sergio paused, trying to process God Machine's response, was he really this stupid?

"You're not being serious, right?" Sergio asked.
"I'M BEING SERIOUS." God Machine responded, smiling.
Sergio was bewildered.

"Are you kidding me? Of course you annoy me, are you stupid? I don't mean that in a mean way, i'm genuinely concerned." Sergio asked again, this time he was more serious.

"NO I DONT THINK SO!" God Machine answered.

"Okay, what's 9 + 10 then?" Sergio didn't have any high hopes for God Machine, he was just expecting him to say something stupid.

"21?" God Machine shrugged.
"You're stupid." Sergio immediately said.
"NUH UH!!" God Machine wagged his finger at Sergio.

"You literally said 9 + 10 = 21. You ARE stupid. The answer was 19, how do you not even know basic math?" Sergio was so disappointed in God Machine.
"I DON'T KNOW!!" God Machine responded.

"Ugh. Let's try something easier then since you're so confident about you not being dumb. What's 2 + 2?" Sergio asked.
"22!" God Machine answered with confidence.

Sergio sighs. "How did you get 22?"
"WELL.. UMM. SINCE THERE'S TWO OF THEM, IF YOU PUT THEM TOGETHER THEN ITS 22!" God Machine answered.

Sergio face palms, he had no words. Sergio was so speechless.
"That's not how it works but at least you have the spirit.." Sergio couldn't believe that this was actually happening right now.

"How about we just talk about something else or even better, you leave me alone." Sergio was hoping that God Machine would leave him alone now but he didn't.
"HOW ABOUT WE TALK ABOUT FUN OR EVEN BETTER.. WE HAVE FUN TOGETHER!" God Machine got really close to Sergio, smiling a lot at him.

"....no." Sergio responded, pushing God Machine away.
"WHY NOT?? YOU'RE NO FUN." God Machine pouted.
"Stop being so petulant, I am not going to do anything silly or stupid with you." Sergio turned his head away from God Machine, crossing his arms once again.
"UGH!" God Machine scoffed, turning his head away from Sergio and crossing his arms.

Both of them didn't say anything to each other for a while until Sergio looked back at God Machine, God Machine noticed Sergio looking at him so he looked at him.
"You know.." Sergio paused in the middle of his sentence for a second, catching God Machine's attention quickly.
"If we just continue standing here like this, it'll just be really awkward. Can we two just go home and forget about this?" Sergio asked.
"OKEY DOKEY!" God Machine answered.

"Well.. I guess I should be.. going now." Sergio was about to start walking away until all of the sudden, God Machine grabbed Sergio's hand.

"WAIT!" God Machine shouted.
"What now?" Sergio turned around and looked at God Machine.

"UM.. CAN WE TALK AGAIN TOMORROW?? PLEASE?" God Machine asked.
"...Huh?" Sergio was confused.

"PRETTY PLEASE?" God Machine asked again, this time more determined for an answer from Sergio.
"Uh.. Sure??" Sergio was wondering why God Machine even wanted to talk to him again tomorrow but what could go wrong?

"YAAAYYY!! OKAY BYE BYE NOW!" God Machine cheered and then ran off.

Sergio stayed silent, not sure if he should be wasting his time being confused or if he should just go home. Sergio decided to not waste his time and walk away.