Bert×Ernie Book!

(oneshot🔞)18 -▫️ Heated Pills▫️

▫️Heated Pills▫️

⚠️This will be the dirtiest to read in this book, feel free to skip, also Bernie (BDSM lover) from Popoclub will be mention here⚠️

Ernie cleaned the apartment, expecting a visitor today! Bert was amazed that Ernie can be neat too, very rare. Ernie grabbed the feather duster and clean the windows, he climbed on the chair to clean to the part he can't reach.

"Ernie, do you need any help?" Bert asked, Ernie shook his head and proceed to clean, Bert noticed that the chair is kinda shaking, he sighed and holds Ernie's waist so he won't fall.

"Thanks, Bert" Ernie thanked and continued cleaning, they didn't notice that the door is already open and someone is already standing there.

"What a sexy moment we have here!!!" He yelled, Ernie suddenly lose balance, but thankfully Bert catched him. The couple glance to the door "Ayooo Ernie!!!"

"Bernie!!!" Ernie jumped out from Bert's arms and hugged his cousin, they have the same look, but Bernie doesn't have a nose and only one eye on the middle. Bernie hugged him more tightly "Okay- okay I can't breath, Bernie!!!"

"Oops" Then he let go of Ernie

"Glad you arrived safely here" Bert said and gave Ernie a glass of water "Let's have a lunch, i cooked something for us, and you can put your bag on the couch, it looks heavy"

"Wow, thanks! The trip made me hungry" Bernie admitted and chuckled, even the way he laugh is also same as Ernie. He dropped his bag on the couch.

"Eat here, as more as you can" Ernie pulled him, going to the kitchen "Bert cooks so delicious!"

"Wow, that's great, I'm glad you're married to someone who can cook, what about you, huh?" Bernie teasingly asked, Ernie pouted.

"I- i-"

"He still doesn't know how too cook" Bert said while preparing the foods on the table.

"Bert!!!"

"Kekekeke that's silly, but Bert if he doesn't know how to cook, you can eat him too" Bernie joked, Ernie playfully hit his arm, while Bert just continued to prepare.

"What do you mean eat me???? You want me dead? I'm not meatball" Ernie pouted.

"That's not what I meant-" Bernie calmed him down 'is he or are they innocent? They are married, they should not bed things'

"You two, why don't you two eat here first before playing there" Bert said and sat down on the chair. The two oranges also sat down and start eating.

"Say Ernie..." Bernie shoved a food in his mouth "You two are married, right?"

"Well yes! We love each other too" Ernie replied then drank some orange juice.

"Ohh, then you two sleep in the same bed?"

"Hmmmmm, separated bed, but same room" Bert answered, Bernie almost choke on his food.

"You two should sleep in the same bed! You know, cuddling, feeling each other's warm or more than that! It's more comfortable then a tacky small beds" Bernie explained and nodded to himself.