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isabella starling ...     baSTARd
gene gallagher ...     dilf's son


dilf's son
You okay?

baSTARd
i cannot believe what i'm
witnessing!!! gene gallagher awake
at ten o'clock ... in. the. morning.

dilf's son
You're assuming I've slept

baSTARd
god i should've know 😔

is "you okay?" your version
of a "are you up" text?

dilf's son
I actually woke up 8 today

baSTARd
actually 🤓☝️

dilf's son
Why do you even know my
sleeping habits?

baSTARd
you usually text me after
noon, never before

and you're only active later on
in the day on socials and things

dilf's son
So you're stalking me?

baSTARd
NO! i just notice EVERYTHING,
it's a blessing and a curse 😔

dilf's son
Stalker

baSTARd
*observant ... and smart and hot
and talented

dilf's son
Sure 👌 ... definitely not just
a creep 👀

baSTARd
"Sure 👌" fuck off i fucking
hate you

dilf's son
You hate me soooo much you
know my sleep schedule

baSTARd
and i know elijah hewson drinks
flat whites even though he says he
only likes black coffee

like i said, i notice things

dilf's son
I know what you're doing and
it's not working

baSTARd
i literally do not have any idea
about what you could possibly
mean

dilf's son
You're trying to make me jealous
by bringing up that guy

baSTARd
you just called bono's son "that
guy", when you know his name,
and claimed you're not jealous

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