Hazbin Hotel

Scrambled Eggs

Charlie, Vaggie and Razzle and Dazzle are putting up a banner that reads "Happy first week, Sir Pentious!"

"That looks perfect! Aah! I am so excited that Sir Pentious is staying at the hotel!" Charlie exclaims.

"Um, Pentious was just trying to take over the city with his weird steampunk bullshit a few days ago." Vaggie adds.

"Well, I haven't seen him try to pull any of that here."

Sir Pentious comes in, rolling in a new machine that his Egg Boiz are sitting on.

"What the hell is that?"

"Oh, hello, purple female. It's my new invention, the Skin Flayer 11,000! I'm really looking forward to shooting the other residents," Sir Pentious shares

"What? Why?" Charlie asks

"Everyone is being too nice. Obviously it must be a lie. I can sense that they are planning to kill me, but when? How? I must be prepared! Ooh, the new parts of my machine are here."

Two demons come in one has white with her blonde hair tied into a pony tail, her sclera (white of the eye) was red, her irises were white, and her pupils were black, she wore red tinted circular glasses, A white lab coat, black gloves, a black headband with horns, black tights, and white heels. The second demon has brown skin, with her curly white hair tied up into a bun, her eyes were the same as the first demon, but she wore a sleeveless, turtleneck crop-top,  fingerless black gloves, a black belt, and dark green pants. The two demons wheel in boxes of weapons. Pentious runs over to them

The first demon holds out clipboard, "sign, please."

Sir Pentious signs the clipboard while the second demon wheels in the boxes.

"Thank you for your business. Enjoy your Carmine purchase."

The two demons walk out of the lobby as Sir Pentious takes the crate full of parts and weapons for his machine. As he slithers back, Vaggie realizes whom he's buying from.

"Carmine? As in, Carmilla Carmine? You are buying parts from an overlord?" Vaggie questions

"Uh, of course. She's the top weapons dealer in Hell," Pentious responds

"Okay, well that stops right now," Vaggie takes Pentious's boxes away.

"Hey!"

"You absolutely cannot build weapons in this hotel. No one is trying to kill you. People are being nice because they want you to feel welcome."

Sir Pentious looks at Vaggie with a wry expression. He peeks over his machine to scowl at the other residents and workers. Husk downs a bottle in the bar, who flips off Sir Pentious. Angel Dust, standing near the bar on his phone, does the same. You smile at Sir Pentious. Niffty, who is dusting a corner of the wall, looks at him and does a sinister-sounding giggle.

"Hmm, I have my doubts."

"Well, it's true. You have to trust us."

"But I don't."

"Well, why don't we focus on that for today's activities?" Charlie suggests.

"Not before we lay some ground rules. No more building weapons, no more plotting against other guests, and you need to get rid of these things." Vaggie points at Egg Boiz who were on the crate of weapons. 2 Egg Boiz, having a tug-of-war over a laser, accidentally set it off and blow a hole in the roof, much to Vaggie's frustration. "Oh!" Vaggie points at the ceiling, "What did I just say? What did I just say?"

"What? Not my little egg boiz!" He hugs the Egg Boiz, "they do my evil bidding for me!"

"Do you want to stay here and redeem yourself?"