Hazbin Hotel

Dad Beat Dad

"Charlie?" Vaggie steps into the room, looking at her girlfriend with concern.

Charlie stands in front of a board panicking and planning out everything with lots of paper with strings attached with everyone else watching her, disturbed by her behavior. "I'm just not quite understanding why it's not working. Okay, okay, think Charlie. Think, think, think, think, think, think, think, think. Okay if I do this, it's going to be-." She gasps, "I have trust falls every single morning. We can do-." She gasps once again.

"Yikes," Angel looks at Charlie with concern.

"Yeah..." You add.

"Come on, come on, come on, come on," Charlie repeats.

"Charlie? Sweetie? You, uh, you good?" Vaggie asks.

Charlie looks back with sleep-deprived, insane look in her eyes that red veins were shown in her sclera, "nope! No, not really. Ha ha. I've been up all night trying to figure out why the hotel isn't working." She crushes paper with her hand, "we've done trust falls, we've tried sharing our feelings, we only have a couple months left before the angels come." She goes into her demonic form and laughs maniacally before turning back to normal, "and at this rate-."

"Maybe it's time-."

"NO."

"-to ask-."

Charlie gets up close to Vaggie's face, holding her cheeks desperately, "DON'T SAY IT!"

"-your dad."

Charlie groans.

"Charlie, I know you don't want to, but we need every advantage we can get."

"He let the extermination happen to begin with. They just had a meeting and said, 'Go ahead and kill everyone'-," she gasp. "Wait, that's it!"

"Kill everyone?" Vaggie questions.

"No! He could get me a meeting with Heaven!"

"Didn't we already try that?"

"Well. yeah with Adam, he was an asshole. But he isn't in charge of all of Heaven. We could go to the top. There's sure to be some angels who will listen." Charlie scrolls through her phone, but suddenly pauses. 

"What's the holdup? You got daddy issues?" Husk asks.

"No, we just have never been close. After he and mom split, he never really wanted to see me. He calls, sometimes, but only if he's bored or like needs me to do something."

"Daddy issues."

"Well I'd like to meet the big dick in charge," Angel says.

"Angel!" You raise your voice and punch him.

"What!? He's the king of Hell! He's gotta have a big dick!"

You roll your eyes.

Niffty was holding a knife in her hands, "the ultimate bad boy." While she laughs like a gremlin, Angel takes her knife away without her knowing. "I bet he's scary."

...

"Hey~ bitch!" A male voice says from Charlie's phone.

"Hi, Dad," Charlie responds.

"You know where I am Dad. I've told you before... I told you when you called me five months ago, or did you not listen?... Well, I'm actually running a hotel to rehabilitate sinners. Maybe you saw our commercial?..." Charlie sighs, "listen Dad, I've got kind of a big ask... I need to speak to Heaven. Well, whoever's in charge up there, above Adam, above anybody. I need to go to the top... Look Dad, I don't ask you for much, I never have, but this, this is really important to me. It's the most important thing I've ever done. And I...need you. I need your help.... Please! Just come see what I'm trying to do. You'll see why it's a really good idea. And Heaven is bound to agree if I get the chance to talk to them. Please, Dad...."