Firestar: * drinking root beer * When I grow up I wanna be a big spoon
Brambleclaw: O_o
Jayfeather: I'll get the double fudge Oreos!
Spiderleg: Why don't my parents love me!?
Ferncloud: Well who are you're parents?
Spiderleg: ITS YOU FERNCLOUD!!!
Dustpelt: Don't yell at my mate, she's expecting kits again!
Spiderleg: For the 100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,003 time!
Dustpelt: I want fudge
Jayfeather: Stick will you marry me?
Stick: ...
Jayfeather: I didn't hear a no, I'm engaged!
ThunderClan: O_0
Sorreltail: May I please have some fudge?
Jayfeather: NO! Me and stick just got engaged
Sorreltail: O_o
Spiderleg: My parents don't love me
Sorreltail: Shut up boy
Spiderleg: D: You're mean tail of sorrel
Sorreltail: DEAL WITH IT FLUFFY UNICORN NINJA SPIDER YOLO ICE CREAM CONE TIGERSTAR'S WIFE, WAIT I FORGOT THATS ASHFUR NOW STOP WHINING OR IM GONNA KICK YOURE BUTT INTO THE FRESH KILL PILE AND ILL MAKE YOU EAT WAFFLEZ!!!!
Spiderleg: O_O
Jayfeather: Wow... just wow
Firestar: Who wants fudge?
ThunderClan: SHUT UP
Firestar: Fine then none of you get fudge * sashays away *
Millie: Who wants pizza?
Graystripe: You're mom
