Jayfeather's Wedding ( JayxStick )

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Firestar: * holding two mice in paw * Jayfeather, do you take this ' women ' to be you're lawfully wedded wife?

Jayfeather: I do * smiles *

Molepaw: That's the first time I saw him smile

Firestar: Stick, do you take this man to be you're lawfully wedded husband.

Stick: ...

Jayfeather: I didn't hear a no! * gives mouse *

Firestar: I now pronounce you mates, now get out of my life!

Stick:....

Jayfeather: So, did you pay for the honeymoon or no?

Stick:....

Jayfeather: YOU SON OF A MOTHERLESS GOAT YOURE GONNA BE JUST LIKE YOURE MOTHER!!

Stick: You married me, I don't even like you

Molepaw: Did that stick just talk?

Stick: * has a pop tart strapped onto back* * flies away like Nyan cat *

Jayfeather: Only Bluestar can be Nyan Cat!*

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