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This book is about random stories of blobs, who are best friends, and the crazy stuff they do. But it seems that there is more to it than that.

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Chapter 1 :The Sandwich

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by afrobaggins99

by afrobaggins99

"WHO ATE THE LEFTOVER SANDWICH!?!?" Red yells. Like I said, he always comes up with something to be mad about. Oh sorry I didn't introduce myself in the intro-duck-tion. I'm mr. narrator. And that is what you will call me. Anyway Red jiggles(that means run, but they're blobs, so they jiggle and plop, in the context of the blobs moving,plop means walk, jiggle means run, so you'll have to use context clues to know when something is jiggling or plopping on the ground, and when the blobs jiggle or plop:)) anyway...

"I don't know who ate it but it wasn't me," Blue says.

"THEN WHO WAS IT?!??!?!?!?!?!??!?!?"

"Ask Purple. She's fat as heck! She probably ate it,"

"GOOD IDEA!!!!!"

And then Red jiggles straight to Purples room, which is on the second floor, so you can hear the quiet "thump jiggle thump jiggle" as this angry blob jiggles up the stairs. He opens the door and looks into the large room with purple walls and a canopy bed that Purple is lying on. "DID YOU EAT THE LEFTOVER SANDWICH?!!??"

"NO! WHY. ARE. YOU. YELLING!"Purple yells back in a bratty tone.

"BECAUSE I'M MAD THAT SOMEONE ATE MY SANDWICH!!!!!!"

"ASK ORANGE! 'CAUSE I DIDN'T!"

So Red jiggles over to Orange's room. He opens the door and looks in at the orange room with the bed in the far corner and the orange walls and messy floors and shelves. Then Orange looks over about to eat the last bite of the sandwich. But freezes and goes wide eyed. His mouth drops open and his pupils shrink. Red storms straight over and-BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP

Sorry can't put up the next part. Basically Orange ended up with a broken arm and Red felt really bad because he has serious anger management problems and always got Orange a sandwich when he wanted one and didn't make Orange do a single thing.

To Readers

From mr. narrator

Author's note

Hello fellow readers, hope you liked the story. Don't ask about mr. narrator. He only narrates this. And maybe other books. Depends