Oh, hi there. You back for another story about the blobs?
They all get up at five o'clock. They grab all their stuff and start plopping to B.U. (Blob University). Many blobs have started moving into Blobopolis. Suddenly, while they were plopping down the street the dome around them came down. WOAH! What the heck? The blobs are- They need me don't they? Come on! We've got to help them.
"Who's that coming from the sk- WOAH! Hey! The bombs! They worked!" screamed Yellow.
"FREEDOM GUYS!" screamed Red. Then Mr. Narrator landed with The Reader.
"You're hot" Purple says to The Reader. The Reader slowly scoots away.
"If you don't stop I'll tell everyone your secret" threatens Mr. Narrator.
"AH!" Purple jumps away quickly "Who are you?" Purple says dreamily. Mr. Narrator always stays in shape. More than in shape. He has huge muscles and floats around on an open book with gold leaf pages. He always carries a huge quill with an ink container floating at his side. He has a huge curly and gray beard and old, wise brown eyes. He always wears a pair of glasses without lenses and a lot of curly gray hair. The Reader on the other hand, has nerdy reading glasses and tennis shoes, and rides on Mr. Narrator's book. He never talks, but Mr. Narrator always talks, with a deep booming voice and a huge vocabulary.
Then, the Hoomans barge in with their weird things that brainwash you. Mr. Narrator grabs a trashcan lid and sticks it over the tube thing. Then he punches the Hooman in the face. He starts doing this to a bunch of Hoomans and then blobs start tagging along. The blobs rush out the door that the Hoomans came in through. They plopped down a hallway. Soon, all the blobs in Blobopolis are plopping down the hallway along with Mr. Narrator and The Reader. As they run they come up to a wall. "Oh no! Ohnononono!" Yellow breathes as she starts to panic.
Then, a Pink blob comes out from the crowd and starts pushing on the wall. Then a few more and soon, every blob is pushing on the wall. Mr. Narrator and The Reader start pushing, too. Green runs from the crowd and drinks a can of Redbull. He grows wings and then flies directly at the wall. It bursts open. There is a second wall, then a third. And finally, The Fourth Wall. He explodes through it. All they see is something they've never seen before. Beauty (because they lived in a boring dome)
. A huge waterfall pours over a cliff with bright green grass and leaves everywhere. The waterfall runs into a river in a river valley. Across the valley is a huge tree. Finally, they were free from their dome of existence, where generations of blobs lived (so they thought).
So they think.
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RastgeleThis book is about random stories of blobs, who are best friends, and the crazy stuff they do. But it seems that there is more to it than that.
