Murder Drones Oneshots and Comics

Did you finish yet? (nuzi oneshot)

"Got your attention from the top of the building!" One of the 3 worker drones shouted. His main colour seemed to be green.

"Shut up and do what you're told!" White coloured one yelled as he struggled to climb the remaining of the stairs.

"All right, don't get mad," the green coloured one said. He grabbed something heavy that had the shape of a hammer. A giant hammer without handle. But still, it wasn't that kind of tool. It looked more like a rock. "Come here and help me!" He struggled to say while trying to lift that thing. Damn, it was big.

But the light blue looked confused. "Why are we even doing this? We will die if we do that, you know better. And that thing is too heavy just for us two." He said as he didn't even move from his position.

"You wimp! Come here and help!" He said between his teeth, breathing heavily.

At that very moment, one of the very well-known murderous drones made its appearance. The green drone left the rock immediately and froze his sight right in the danger's eyes. "Hey, fellas!" He said. The disassembly drone's eves flickered when he saw what the 'fellas' were up to. "You know we don't kill anymore, do you?"

The other one froze as only the white and green coloured nodded. Though, the oversized drone wasn't an idiot. "Are you trying to kill us? You know, that rock wouldn't do more than some wounds, and they'll self heal in less than 2 minutes," He looked at the position of the rock at the edge of the tall building, it almost pleading to take a step backward so it wouldn't fall. Right under the rock was their spot to sleep. Dissasembly drone's. It could easily do damage if the rock fell in their heads, but not permanent, for sure. "Trust me, you don't want to bother V while she's sleeping. She would rip you little heads apart, and she'd be mad at me for no reason, so nobody wins?" He mumbled.

Over the place lent a deathly silence. That until the light blue-eyed drone spoke, "Thank you, um, Mr. Murder... we will, um, go now, thank you for the tip,"

"Um, N..?" the disassembly drone said.

"Yes, thank you, Mr. N. See you later!" He said as he began to retire, as his friends did. "You idiots," he whispered, "I told you!"

N sighed and looked over the place with his hand on hips. He couldn't lie. It was a beautiful city despite all the mess. He lent down and sat on the edge of the building. The drone looked blankly. He thought of all stuff he could do in that day if Uzi wasn't gone for school. Why did she need school anyway? It's not like the drones there were paid for their work, so they needed to learn. She'd take it just easy if she would just move with them. Sure, V was a shrew, but at least Uzi wouldn't be gone for so long. Why was he thinking of this anymore? She already said 'no'. There was no purpose in consuming his energy to think about that.

A well-known voice broke N's thoughts. "I saw some drones running away and talking about Mr. N attempting to kill them. So are we back now?" It was V.

"No, those drones wanted to kill us. Well, I don't blame them, but we didn't kill anyone since camp." He said as V shrugged.

"Maybe you," She whispered.

"WHAT?! V!"

"NOTHING!" She looked away. "So, what now?" She asked, seemingly uninterested in anything he'd say.

"I don't know, you choose." N frowned, clearly pissed by V's tone.

"Won't you hang out with that purple haired one?"

"She's gone for school..."

V raised an eyebrow. "School? The prom was 2 months ago, and she had already graduated." She said as N looked at V, confused. "You're such an idiot, N. Maybe she lied to you, you're easy to fool."