Sunghoon: [sobbing] Why am I even crying in the bathroom?
Sunoo: [stumbling in] Because you're drunk.
Sunghoon: But there's more to it.
Jungwon: What's going on?
Sunoo: He found out I'm married.
Jungwon: Oh, congratulations! Wait, why are you crying then?
Sunoo: Because... he thought I'm married to someone else.
Jungwon: What?! But you two are... Oh.
Sunghoon: [hiccuping] Your husband must be ugly!
Jay: [bursting into laughter] Dude, you just dissed yourself big time!
Sunoo: Yeah, well, I have impeccable taste, what can I say?
Jungwon: So, uh, when's the wedding?
Sunghoon: [teary-eyed] It already happened. But I wasn't invited!
Jay: You were the best man, bro!
Sunghoon: [confused] I was?
Sunoo: Yep, and you gave a speech. It was... memorable.
Jungwon: I wish I could've seen that.
Sunghoon: You probably don't. I think I sang at some point.
Jay: Oh god, please tell me someone recorded that!
Sunoo: I think I have it on my phone somewhere.
Sunghoon: [mortified] Delete it. Now.
Jungwon: Too late, it's going on our group chat.
Sunoo: No, don't you dare!
Jay: Too late! Sent.
Sunghoon: I hate you all.
Sunoo: But you love me, right?
Sunghoon: Unfortunately, yes.
Jungwon: Aw, true love right there.
Jay: Cheers to the happy couple!
Sunghoon: I need another drink.
Sunoo: You've had enough, babe.
Sunghoon: Don't call me that in public!
Jungwon: Too late, the whole bathroom heard.
Jay: Looks like the honeymoon phase is over.
Sunghoon: You're all terrible friends.
Sunoo: But you wouldn't have us any other way.
Sunghoon: Yeah, unfortunately.
Jungwon: To many more drunken revelations!
Jay: Hear, hear!
Sunoo: I'm starting to regret ever telling you guys.
Sunghoon: Too late for regrets now, married man.
Sunoo: I blame the alcohol for all of this.
Jay: Nah, you can't blame the alcohol when it's true love.
Sunghoon: You're getting sappy when you're drunk, Jay.
Jay: Says the guy crying in the bathroom.
Sunghoon: Touche.
Jungwon: Let's get you two lovebirds out of here before you cause any more chaos.
Sunoo: Agreed. But first, let me find that video of Sunghoon's speech.
Sunghoon: Nooo!
Jay: It's going on YouTube!
Sunghoon: I hate you all.
Sunoo: But you love me.
Sunghoon: Unfortunately, Yes.
Jungwon: Cheers to love and drunken shenanigans!
Jay: The best combination!
Sunghoon: Remind me to never drink with you guys again.
Sunoo: You say that every time, but we always end up here.
Sunghoon: Sadly true.
Jungwon: To friendship!
All: To friendship!
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