Teen Titan One-Shots

Batman Wins

Ravens POV

I storm back to my room furious about Kittens presence. "Why does that rich whore have to be here? I need to meditate before I make something explode, again." As soon as I cross my legs I hear knocking on my door. "What!" I shout as I walk towards the door. I open it enough for Kitten to see half of my face.

"Do you know where Robbie-poo is?"

"Yeah hiding from you." I say in my usual monotone voice.

Kitten gives me a fowl look before stomping off. Before I close my door she turns around and says "Why not use one of your witch spells to find him?"

I leave my room and shout "Azerath Metrion Zinthos!" Kitten begins to run out of the tower and I fly after her. "She's going down!"

Kittens POV

I run towards the ocean screaming for my life. I cant believe that freaks trying to send me to another dimension. I didn't notice until now I'm in the deep part of the ocean. "I can't swim!" I shout as I struggle to keep my head above water. Raven looks at me with a smug smile on her face. "Help!"

"Good to know she's taken care of." She says as she wipes the dust off of her hands.

As I continue to drown I shout for help even though Raven continues to walk away.

"Hope the sharks get you!" Raven says before laughing maniacally.

"That's fucked up!" I shout as I feel something try to drag me under.

"Too bad, I'll survive not sure about you though." Raven says as she continues walking.

"Your so evil!" I shout before I am drug under the surface of the water. Raven stops in her tracks and turns around with four red eyes. A single red tear runs down her face before she comes to save me.

Raven POV

Her words hurt but not as much as I'm going to hurt her. I dive into the water after her and see Aqualad dragging her down by her ankle. Sorry Aqualad I think to myself before I punch him in the face. I grab Kitten and fly high into the sky with Kitten in my hands bridal style. I pretend that my grip slips and let her fall into the street.

"Thanks for the save. Wait nooooooo!" Kitten shouts before she slams into ground possibly every bone in her body broken.

I take one last look at her before I walk back calmly to the tower. As I walk I notice something different about Kittens presence and turn around. "Oh shit its M'gann!" M'gann enters my mind and I enter along with her. "Why did you come into my mind?"

"Its none of your concern." M'gann says as she throws a punch at me.

"Actually it is because your in my head!" I shout as I throw a punch to her face making her pass out right there. I walk away and some how someone pulls her out. Once I enter the real world I see Young Justice and a few Justice League members. She must have had that mental link thing. "Dammit." I mumble under my breath. Young Justice Robin stares at me before speaking.

"You're really fucked up!" He shouts before charging at me.

I chuckle and push him to the ground. M'gann then charges at me but is stopped by Batman.

"I'm done with this shit!" Batman says before punching me and M'gann in the face. "Lets go!" He says gruffly as he walks away leaving me unconscious on the street. Conner picks up M'gann's unconscious body and gives her a kiss on the forehead after spitting on me. The rest of the Titans come and carry me home. Cyborg starts having a laughing fit after saying "She got knocked out by Batman!" I groan and jump out of Beast boys arms. I walk over to Cyborg nonchalantly and punch him in the face making him fall on his ass. I continue to walk towards the tower while the others stare at me like I'm crazy. "Don't mention any of this to anybody." I say angrily making everyone take a step back.

What do you think. Vote if you like. My friend and I came up with this while we were texting each other. Enjoy because I had fun writing this.