*stolas and blitz are in bed resting from their night of ahem.....PASSION AND uhhhh idk how to spell the other word but you get the point ANYWAYS! The sun rises up on another beautiful day in hell☺️*
Blitz: *i wake up with my face in Stolas chest fluff that always smelled like lavender I don't understand how he does that. I also don't understand how i don't suffocate in it* *I groan as I get up from Stolas arms which i hated but I had to go to work, or else Moxxies twink peg ass would bitch about me being late😒* "leaving so soon blitzy?" *I hear Stolas mumble in his sleepy voice it was honestly cute* "yeah moxxie is tired of my ass being late. I really hate when he talks it makes my ears bleed, so I'm going a bit early then usual" *I say joking but the ear bleeding part being true, I swear I'll pull a Vincent Van Gogh and cut my ear that I don't have if I hear his voice again* "anyways let me take a shit" *I walk to the bathroom feeling a little sick. I knew I shouldn't have let stolas in the kitchen 😭*
Stolas: *i get out of bed getting my outfit ready because I'm a bad bitch and my outfits don't flop😍. I put on a fancy ass back outfit with red accents to really pop out my blue feather and lots of laces and ruffles....,LOTS OF IT. I check myself out knowing blitz will be simpping over me now time to wait.*
[10 minutes later]
Stolas: *im still waiting standing like an idiot 🧍 I haven't heard him even flush the toilet and I know damn well my cooking isn't that bad....ok maybe it is. I'm getting more worried by the second as I walk to the door getting a full view of blitz throwing up...damn I guess my cooking does suck ass* "omg blitz you ok!" *I rush to him* "nah I'm fine just throwing up😊" *he says sarcastically give me a thumbs up* "I promise I cooked the chicken right please don't tell I gave you food poisoning-" *I ask worried*
Blitz: "don't worry it's impossible for me to get food poisoning when the burned the chicken into a crisp." *I rinse my mouth heading to get dressed* "don't tell me you are still planning to go to work after throwing up..." *I hear stolas from behind me as I roll my eye of course he's worried* "come on stolas I'm not missing a day of work just because I threw up-" "Shut you dumb ass up and get in bed" *Stolas says in a harsh tone pointing to the bed mad* "yes sir..." *I say not trying to get stolas mad or else he'll peg me ass☹️*
[HOURS LATER BLITZ IDK THEY JUST GO TO THE HOSPITAL OK IM TIRED AND STATE TESTING IS A PAIN IN MY ASS!]
to be continued dun dun DUNNNNNNNNN😱
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HumorStolas and blitz are married and blitz gets pregnant (this is a crack fic) everything seems great until blitz gives birth and the baby doesn't seem right...read and see what Happens😱
