Tomfoolery & Disassembly

\- Average Day -/

(Quick note: Osmium-12's core wasn't blown up, unlike Copper-9's, but every single human is dead since there was a radioactive gas leakage in a major facility of the planet, killing all biological lives, except for plants (for a reason that i'm not gonna say cuz too long), anyways, read as you please)

X: I'm an Elite-Class Disassembly Drone, autonomous machine of murder and destruction re-designed to exterminate all runaway Worker Drones once and for all, like all of you, i could kill EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU LITTLE SHITS LIKE COCKROACHES AGAINST AN EXTERMINATOR IF I WANTED TO, HERE AND NOW-

Niko: *puts his hand on her mouth* Calm down you. Everyone, this is X, i found her semi-dead in a field, don't worry, she's not gonna kill anyone. Atleast as long as i'm around and she isn't provoked or angered. Luckily, she's got a good temperament, so she won't get angry easily, but still, please don't mess with her.

X: MHMHMPHMPHMPHMPMHMPHMMHPMPHMMMMM!? (Why did you ruin my monologue you fucking idiot!?)

Niko: I don't know what you said just now, but i know it was quite offensive what you said.

(↓ won't have a look cuz not important)
Teacher: Alright, that's... Good enough, i guess. You two can go sit back down now, thank you.

Niko: *sits back down*

X: *sits back down* It wasn't necessary to cover my mouth you know?

Niko: You were going to scare the hell out of everyone, and you already do with your expressions. You still scare me too.

X: That's the whole point you idiot!

Niko: Do you really want people to hate you? To be alone and not be able to change that cuz everyone is scared of you? Is that what you want?

X: . . . *pout*

Niko: *sigh* Listen, you've got to atleast try to make a good impression, X.

X: . . .

X: *grumble* Fine, i'll try to be nicer to people. But if anything, i'm killing some of these idiots.

Niko: Thank you. I'm sure everyone will love you, X.

X: Don't push it.

Skip to lunch break.

Everyone has gathered around to eat. X and Niko are at the back, not participating in most conversations, just talking to each other about stupid stuff.

X is eating a cupcake, she got it from someone.

Niko: Do you even think about your diet?

X: It's just one little cupcake.

Niko: Yes, it's just ONE, but how many have you already had today? Four? Five? Ten????

X: Oh shut up. It's just this one, i promise. *swallows cupcake whole* Hey. Stupid question.

Niko: Fine, go on. Don't really have anything to do anyways.

X: Ok, so... If you had your leg cut off, would it hurt?

Niko: Well, duh, it would obviously be extremely painful.

X: How is that though?

Niko: Because your damn leg was cut off! Obviously!

X: Where are you gonna feel the pain?

Niko: In your fucking leg- *realizes* . . .

X: Exactly man. How are you gonna feel pain in your leg-

X: If your leg is gone!-
Niko: If your leg is gone!-

RING RING RING RING RING RING RING

Niko: Oh- It's my mom. *answers call* Hi mom.