(an introduction chapter to an arc of sorts)
(Smut Warnings are signaled by the 'caution' emoji: ⚠️. If you don't like that sort of thing, skip the smut by scrolling until you come across the 'check' emoji: ✅.
⚠️ = tiny smut. Example: seduction
⚠️➕ = slight smut. Example: characters touching eachother.
⚠️⚠️ = moderate smut. Example: characters in underwear.
⚠️⚠️⚠️ = hardcore smut. Example: sex.)
(there's no gore warnings, gore is a constant thing here that you SHOULD expect. If you don't like/get uncomfortable with gore, just do not read this story. I am not responsible if you somehow are not able of sleeping at night due to reading this story.)
X: ↓
Niko: Hey.
X: Zzzzzzz...
Niko: Yo, X, get up.
X: Zzzzzzz...
Niko: *shakes* Hey! Wake up you sloth!
X: *wakes up* Uuuugggghhh... What the fuck do you want...?
Niko: You to get your sweaty woman ass in the shower cuz we're late to class. It's Friday by the way.
X: Ugh... Fiiiiine...! *gets up*
Niko: Good, i'll wait for you outside. Don't take 20 minutes in the shower, ok?
X: Yeah.. Ok.. fucking dumbass.. still love him tho
X's singing in the shower.
X: Don't stop! We're on a mission! Overdriving over all the competition! Counting up the damage when it's doonnee! We can't pretend to listen! Sorry if it puts you in an imposition! We won't stop until the battle's woonn!- (Sonic Frontiers OST - Break Through It All)
Niko: *knock knock* Hey! You done?
X: Yeah yeah, i'm coming out in a minute!
Niko: Alright.
X: I'm here.
Niko: Alright, let's go- ...Why are you biting my shoulder?
X: *nom nom nom-* *realizes* Oh- Sorry, i didn't go kill someone last night..
Niko: *sigh* It's ok, just try to control yourself.
X: Yeah, i'll try, sorry about that tho.
Teacher: -and 'O²' would come in and steal 'C', creating 'CO²'. Then another 'O²' comes in and takes 2 'H', creating 'H²O', yet another 'O²' comes in and does the same. So the results of the combustion of Methane would be 1 molecule of 'CO²' and 2 molecules of 'H²O'.
Someone raises their hand.
Teacher: Yes, Rachel?
(↓ won't have a look either, not important)
Rachel: I'm done with the homework.
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