Cyn: I fucked your man last night. Giggle.
X: What???!
Cyn: And tonight, I'm gonna fist him. Smirk.
X: WHAT???!!
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Niko: *just chilling*
X: *skedaddles in and lifts him over her shoulder*
Niko: What are you doing?
X: Hippity hoppity, your cock's mah property.
Niko: Wait what-
X: *locks door*
CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP
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X: Who the fuck are you???
Xena: I'm you but short :PPP
X: . . .
Xena: . . .
X: ...COCK!!!
Xena: ...COCK!!!
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X: Oh come on- PLEASE- FUCK ME-
Niko: NUH UH.
X: YUH UH.
Niko: NUH UH.
X: YUH UH.
Niko: NUH UH.
X: YUH UH.
Niko: NUH UH.
X: YUH UH.
Niko: NUH UH.
X: YUH UH.
Niko: NUH UH.
X: YUH UH.
Niko: NUH UH.
X: NUH UH.
Niko: YUH UH. . . . ...Wait-
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X: THERE'S SO MANY SOULS TO PLAY WITH- SO LITTLE TIME, NOT LONG 'TILL I FIND YOU- RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!! YOU'RE IN MY WORLD NOW, YOU'RE JOINING YOUR FRIEND- I'M COMING TO TAKE YOUR SOUL IN THE END- YOU CAN'T RUN!!!
Nameless: Why is she singing Play With Me??
Niko: She's been like that ever since i denied to fuck her, so damn obnoxious..
X: I'LL BE YOUR NIGHTMARE TONIGHT- TORTURE IS FUN AND THE FUN WILL BE ENDLESS!!! SO TRY TO PUT UP A FIGHT- I'LL BE COUNTING THE SECONDS YOU'RE DROWNING, YOU'RE BOUND TO GO DOWN IN THIS FIGHT!!! MY ARMS AND MOUTH ARE OPEN WIDE, REVEAL THE EMPTINESS INSIDE! NO MORE HIDING, DROP THE FACADE! YOU KNOW THE TRUTH?-
I A M Y O U R G O D ! ! !
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Niko: THAT'S IT X! YOU'RE GOING INTO THE JAR!!!
X: NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
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X: No no, don't touch me there, this is, my no no square, no no, don't touch me there, this is, my no no squa... . . . Niko...?
Niko: *DIES OF FUCKING CRINGE OVERLOAD*
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X: Harder...~
Niko: If I go any harder I might get hurt, get used to it T-T
X: I said go harder.
Niko: Yes ma'am T-T
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Niko: *committing severe act of eepy*
X: ULTIMATE ART: SUPREME HELLISH AWAKENING. *pulls out lighter*
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X: Oi.
Niko: Hmm?
X: *distorts reality and becomes chezborgor* Chezborgor.
Niko: *CONSUMES*
X: AAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!- *dies and goes holo spooky snake crab*
(don't complain about anything, the word 'inappropriate' is in the title, anyways, this done, imma start working on Chapter 3 asap)
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