Hatchet

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Liv
We were on stage. Evan said this next song just drops tonight at midnight. But we're gonna play it early for y'all. This next song is called Hatchet. Gonna be kinda weird to sing this with my current girlfriend up here. I laughed. Evan said let's play this shit.

I spent the whole winter in a basement
Thinking bout you
And how you tasted
Take a hit
Then put the blunt out on the pavement

As I remember
All the scars that faded
You never wanted me
Just someone to lean on...

I cut off every part of you
That was a part of me
With a hatchet
With a hatchet
I had to cut to bone
And through my arteries
With a hatchet
With a hatchet

With a hatchet
With a hatchet

You left your mark on me
When I was 23
Just like blood stains your memories
Are fucking splattered on the bed we made
I'm onto better days
And I hope I don't see you there

I saw the cherry bombs and Motionless standing side stage. Chris wasn't there though.

I cut off every part of you
That was a part of me (part of me, part of me)
I had to cut to bone
And through my arteries
With a hatchet
With a hatchet
It's kinda funny cuz you said I couldn't hack it
With a hatchet
With a hatchet

I spent the whole summer getting wasted
No thoughts about you
Cause I erased them
Every day without you feels amazing...

I cut off every part of you
That was a part of me (part of me, part of me)
I had to cut to bone
And through my arteries
With a hatchet
With a hatchet
It's kinda funny cuz you said I couldn't hack it
With a hatchet
With a hatchet

Evan said we have time for one more song. I say let's have a little fun and switch it up. How many of you have heard of Hollywood undead. People cheered. Evan said oh, we're about to have some fun. For this is want my beautiful girlfriend to sing it with me. I laughed. Evan gave me a microphone and said this is called everywhere I go. People cheered. Evan said if you know the words sing along. Cam and Sam started playing. I laughed. Evan and I started singing.

Everywhere I go, bitches always know
That Charlie Scene has got a weenie that he loves to show (bitch)
Everywhere I go, bitches always know
That Charlie Scene has got a weenie that he loves to show

Wake up, grab beer, grab rear
Shave beard, put on some scene gear
I gotta get drunk 'fore my mom wakes up
Break-up with my girlfriend so I can bang sluts

I'm Undead, unfed
Been sleeping on bunk beds since ten
So if I don't booze it, I'm gonna lose it
Everybody get to it, do it, get ruined!

Let's get this party started
Let's keep them 40s popping (what?)
So just get buzzed and stay fucked up
We'll keep them panties dropping

Let's get this party started
Let's keep them 40s popping (what?)
So just get buzzed and stay fucked up
We'll keep them panties dropping

When I start drinking
My dick does all my thinking
Hoes want to be seen with me
And I like their big, thick titties

D cups with extra filling
Take it out, let me lick it quickly
Calm down, it's just a hickey
I'll blame it on this whiskey, sipping gets me tipsy

Drink fast and enjoy your buzz
Take back streets to avoid the fuzz
I wanna take you home, but your friends won't let ya'
I got a 40 in my Ford Fiesta

Buy beer or pay the rent?
My signing bonus was quickly spent
So I'll beat my meat like I'm a fucking butcher
And I'll punk the pussy like I'm Ashton Kutcher!

Let's get this party started
Let's keep them 40s popping (what?)
So just get buzzed and stay fucked up
We'll keep them panties dropping

Let's get this party started
Let's keep them 40s popping (what?)
So just get buzzed and stay fucked up
We'll keep them panties dropping

Let's get this party jumping
Let's see some 40 chugging
I wanna see your booty rubbing
Against my dick when I start buzzing

Come on, girls, I wanna see you drinking
I wanna see your brain start shrinking
Make a move, I saw you winking
Drunken pussy's what I'm thinking

I don't give a fuck if you're drunk or not
Turn it up loud and feel the ambiance
Grab two hoes and do some body shots
I wanna party all night 'til they call the cops

Fuck a wristband, let's all do a keg stand
I'm like Cheech, you got the Chong hitting up the beer bong
When the cops show up, they're gonna get the finger
And I don't give a fuck 'cause I'm the designated drinker!

Let's get this party started
Let's keep them 40s popping (what?)
So just get buzzed and stay fucked up
We'll keep them panties dropping

Let's get this party started
Let's keep them 40s popping (what?)
So just get buzzed and stay fucked up
We'll keep them panties dropping

Let's get this party started
Let's keep them 40s popping (what?)
So just get buzzed and stay fucked up
We'll keep them panties dropping

Let's get this party started
Let's keep them 40s popping (what?)
So just get buzzed and stay fucked up
We'll keep them panties dropping

Everywhere I go, bitches always know
That Charlie Scene has got a weenie that he loves to show (bitch)
Everywhere I go, bitches always know
That Charlie Scene has got a weenie that he loves to show

Evan hugged me and kissed me. Evan said hey get a girl that'll sing Hollywood undead with you. I laughed. Evan said we're TX2 we love you goodnight. We walked off stage. I said did y'all talk about preforming that? Sam said Ev mentioned it but I didn't think he was being serious. Evan said uh, yeah. Talitha said I fucking loved that. Ricky said I wasn't expecting to hear y'all do everywhere I go. I said neither was I. I see Chris is sticking to the agreement. Ryan said I really wish you would talk to him. I said yeah, not gonna happen. Evan grabbed my hand. I said anyways let's go to the bus. I'm exhausted. Cam said later. We walked away....

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