TF TOUCHED MY MOCHI

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A/N - IM ON A SPREE TODAY, got PE first and im actually praying i can use my phone because i am invested in this weird motivation spree im in.

⚠️⚠️⚠️TW FOR OFFENSIVE LANGUAGE!!⚠️⚠️⚠️

⚠️⚠️⚠️This chapter will contain slurs thrown around, if you take offense to words such as f*g and r*tard please do not read this chapter. You have been warned.⚠️⚠️⚠️

STOP SNEAKING OUT!!! - 2:00AM

Uranus is online.

Uranus: WHO THE FUCK TOUCHED MY MOCHI?!?!?!!!

Jupiter is online.

Jupiter: You're allergic to rice flour.

Uranus: IDC
Uranus: WAS IT YOU WHO PIT THEIR GRIMY HANDS ON MY MOCHIS?!?!?!

Jupiter: YES BECAUSE YOU'RE ALLERGIC!!???

Uranus: IDFC WHERE IS IT

Jupiter: SOMEWHERE

Uranus: WHERE

Jupiter: NOT SAYING

Uranus: FFS

Jupiter: GO TO SLEEP ITS 2AM

Uranus: I DONT WANT TO

Jupiter: JUST SLEEP

Uranus: I
Uranus: DONT
Uranus: WANT
Uranus: TO

Jupiter: WHY

Uranus: BE FUCKING CAUSE U BITCHHHH

Mars is online.

Mars: OMFG SHIT UP IM TRYIG TI SLEEP U SLAG

Uranus: ur grammer is shit

Mars: grammar

Uranus: stfu u fag

Mars: 🤯🤯🤯

Jupiter: FOR FUCKS SAKES URANUS NO

Uranus: HE IS ONE, IM ONE TOO I GET THE PASS CARD U WHORE

Jupiter: NOO GET IN TIME OUT

Uranus: FUCK YOUUUUUUU

Mars: ATLEAST IM NOT RETAREDT

Uranus: WTF WHY US THAT AIMED AT ME

Mars: CUS U R RERTRADED

Uranus: KYS

Mars: AFTER YOU

Uranus: FUCKER

Mars: WHORE

Jupiter: STOP

Sun: TF IS HAPPENING?!

Uranus: marsbar is being a skanky whoemre

Sun: ASKING JUPITER NOT YOU

Jupiter: Uranus is mad bc i won't let him have his mochi bc hes allergic to rice products so mars came online and asked us to stfu so uranus called him a fag and mars called him a retard and it escalated to this

Sun: OKAY LET HIM DIE FROM ALLERGIES THEN

Jupiter: ffs

Venus is online.

Uranus: alr poke bear im sowwy i wuv woo

Mars: m-mwe too mwaster

Jupiter: WHAT THE FUCK

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