A/N - I HATE LEAVING MY ROOM UGHDHDJDHDISHSIDJDJ Anyways, SISTER STOP READING THIS YOU ANNOYING FLY 😡😡😡
Okie, anyways these kids in my class a few months ago went:
'You get a buzzcut we all get a buzzcut.'
And guess what?
One of them got THE MOST horrendous buzzcut ever. Its like the back of his hair is buzzcut but theres a BOWLCUT looking ahh fringe.
And another kid lije shaved his hair down to 0.000002mm of hair left on his head and ITS SO GOOFY?! LIKE ACTUALHY GIGGLING AT IT-
Now, lets get on with this >:3
RAGING ALCOHOLICS. - 4:30AM
Vodka: i feel sick
Beer: How much alcohol have you had?
Vodka: as much as my name suggests teehee
Beer: Oh my days...
Cider: why are these our names?
Beer: Our names are like this because @Vodka decided we should be bamed after our favourite drinks.
Cider: i thought he liked ice with water?
Beer: gc name
Cider: oh then whats @Tea 's name
Cider: ????
Beer: Don't ask.
Cider: okay....
Beer: Now, Vodka.
Vodka: YES BEER.
Beer: Why do you feel sick??
Vodka: I ate expired cereal + milk >w<
Beer: Uranus WHAT THE EVER LOVING FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?!
Vodka:I was HUNGRY YOU FATASS
Beer: IM NOT FATSYDBIDBDODBODHD
Vodka: THATS MOT WHAT THE STAIRS SAY?!?!?#,$&#;*#;÷
Beer: KYS.
Vodka: I WILL.
Vodka: ILL EVEN RECORD IT FOR OYU
Cider: oh dear why are my friends like this
Tea: :3 ?
Cider: hello tea
Tea: (^^)/
Cider: how are you?
Tea: ≧◠◡◠≦✌
Cider: oh! uhm thats good!!
Tea: (≧▽≦)
Cider: :)
Vodka: YOU SLIMY MONGREL I HOPE YOU FALL THROUGH THE STAIRS WHEN THEY FINALLY GICE OUT UNDER UR HIGE WEIGHT U LIL MOTHERFUCKET UR LIKE A BOULDER IN WATER FUCKING SINK.
Beer: OH YEAH WELL YOUR JUST A LITTLE FUCKING MIDGET WHO KNOWS NO BETTER THAN TO WHINE AND COMPLAIN ABOUT EVERYONE AND EVERYTHING WHEN IT DOESNT GO YOUR WAY YOU LITTLE AUTISTIC FUCK
Vodka: YKW THATS IT KEEP UR DOOR UNLOCKED
Cider: SHUT THE HELL UP BOTH OF YOU ME AND FRIEND NEPTUNE ARE TRYING TO HAVE A CIVIL AND NICE CONVERSATION, IF YOU WANT TO ARGUE TAKE IT TO YOUR DM'S.
Beer: ...
Vodka: ...
Tea: >w●
Vodka: LISTEN HERE YOU CUNT I DONT KNOW WHO THE FUCK YOU THINK YOU'RE TALKING TO BUT YOU NEED TO CALM THE FUCK DOWN LITTLE RAT BASTARD WHO YOU MARRYING WITH THOSE RINGS?! NO ONE BECAUSE JUPITER DOESN'T LOVE YOU.
Beer: woah calm down there buddy
Tea: 😨😨😨😨
Cider: ...
Cider: kys rfn
Vodka: make me bitch
Cider: coming over there rn
Vodka: do it. I dare you.
Cider: wanna drink monster anf jack daniels together??
Vodka: ofc pookie come here
Cider is offline.
Vodka is offline.
Beer: ...wtaf
Tea: (≧▽≦)
Beer: im getting more alcohol
Beer is offline.
Tea: :3
DM's - Neptune: Silly <3 - ???: Hades - 5:00AM
Hades: hey!
Silly: 👋
Hades: hyd??
Silly: (≧▽≦)
Silly: ❔❔❔
Hades: thats good :)
Hades: im good ^^
Silly: (≧▽≦)
Hades: when can i come over?
Silly: 🐳🗣🌞🥇
Hades: ...okay...
Silly: Do you not understand?
Silly: I can use speech to text?
Hades: that would be preferable, apologies
Silly: It's okie :3
Silly: Oh, Uranus asked me to go to sleep before I'm sleep deprived.
Silly: Talk to you later :3
Hades: ofc. ttyl Neptune.
Silly is offline.
A/N - UGJFJDJDHKDJD I HATE THIS I HATE LEAVING MY ROOM TO GO OUTSIDE I DEADASS CAN NOT STAND BEING OUTSIDE OF MY ROOM AROUND HJMAN BEING AFTER BEING IN SCHOOL FOR JS OVER 6 HOURS LIJE FIDHDIBDIDHD MIGHT ACC CRY BC OF THE AMOUNT OF HATRED I FEEL RN.
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